wirsinddiejager: i will punch you in the intestines (if you tell me a yo momma joke)
Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket ([personal profile] wirsinddiejager) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am

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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
siesinddasessen: (average dumbness)

[personal profile] siesinddasessen 2013-11-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Vacuum cleaner?

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shortspoken: (more like annie leonHOTTIE)

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[ Shouty pls ]

I honestly don't even know where to start.

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drama8om8: (they have ridiculous turtle sex)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-11-08 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Alan? You got. Stuff on you.

[ Please excuse Octavia while she briefly breaks off OPERATION: CLEAN EVERYTHING OH GOD to

 

 

place another perfect glittery handprint on the other side of Alan's butt.
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There, got it.

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Whoa.

Somebody's gangsta.

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im pre 2ure glitter is iimpossible two get off of things.

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hawaiianheir: (you've come this far and you're broken)

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Alan? You uh.

You okay man? I've never known you to freak out about cleaning before.

...Granted you've never had to deal with a fairy girlfriend before.

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Um, well...

[ He has MANY QUESTIONS but chooses not to ask them. ]

You're probably going to have to do some deep cleaning. Do you have a carpet cleaner? It'd be a little more effective than a regular vacuum.

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Find packing tape and lay it out in strips on the carpet, rub them down a little then pull them up. It should get all the glitter.

Change your clothes though first, it's doing more harm than good.

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you might as well burn your house down.

seriously. just light it up.
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hollowleg: (you want to play rough?)

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Two words; lint roller.

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Oh! Alan, there's a — [ uh ] um.

[ VAGUE 360 SPINNING GESTURE ]

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honestopinion: I'm to lazy to fix numbers at this point yo (Default)

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omfffg you look so stupid!
[He's cracking up on the other end, this could almost constitute for tears.]



Just so terrible stupid ( ´∀`)

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oh my god.
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According to TinyMon, fairy is weak to steel... and poison.

That's all I've got.


[ OH NO RYAN HAS LEVELED UP TO... NERDY DAD JOKES. ]

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