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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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[stagnantair]

Find packing tape and lay it out in strips on the carpet, rub them down a little then pull them up. It should get all the glitter.

Change your clothes though first, it's doing more harm than good.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Finally, someone's got actual useful advice! Thank you.

...And yeah, you're probably right. I need to get rid of this getup, anyway.

[stagnantair]

College will teach you all you need to know about emergency cleaning.

You should use the tape on your clothes, too. It's the only way I know to get rid of glitter. If you put them in with your other clothes, everything will be glittery.

[wirsinddiejager]

...Dude, do I even want to know how you're so knowledgeable on glitter?

[stagnantair]

I did theatre for my art credits in college.

[wirsinddiejager]

Okay, say no more. I used to do drama club for a while. Still don't know how I avoided the sparkles.

[stagnantair]

It was pretty fun, and I got big into the stage crafting so I didn't have to act. That's probably why.