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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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[wirsinddiejager]

Yes.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

You're hallucinating.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Please don't start thinking that I'm on drugs.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

You're not on drugs, and I didn't just do the thing that you thought you just saw me doing but I didn't.

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[wirsinddiejager]

If I agree that it didn't happen can we just move on because this is kind of stupid.

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[drama8om8]

Agree what didn't happen? I don't know what you are talking about, as I am. I'm too busy cleaning. And shit.

[ DOOP DOOP FLUSHING MORE GLITTER OUTSIDE WITH THE FAN DOOP. Thoughtfully! ]

Hey, uh. If the fairy dust slash pixie trails slash bullshit glitter rumpus is going to get this bad, should you carry me through the window when we break in? It ain't going to matter as much when we abscond if we do some of it on foot, but like. If a guard looks up and sees the sparkles we'd be fucked. Non-sexually fucked up the non-sexual ass.

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[wirsinddiejager]

[YEAH just going to get to cutting the packing tape into strips to function as makeshift lint rollers.]

I don't know if I actually can carry you, though. I've only kind of got hang of maneuvering as it is, having to adjust to your weight would make it a lot harder.

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[drama8om8]

A lot harder? Are you saying I weigh a lot? I don't weigh a lot, Alan. I am light as a fucking feather. You could carry two of me in each arm right here right now.

[ HURRY, HER HAIR IS BRISTLING

IT'S GOING TO ATTACK ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

I'm not calling you heavy or anything! Just saying that carrying anyone while zipping around like that would be hard.

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[drama8om8]

Good.

[ She's just going to snatch a handful of dust from the air and bring her cupped hands to her eyes to try and look at it in the dark, now. ]

I. Don't think it glows, at least? So we should be okay at night if nobody shines a flashlight upwards or something. Probably.

So we can like. Still do it. Because it's still a good idea, right?

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[wirsinddiejager]

I think so, yeah. It's better than doing nothing.

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[drama8om8]

Okay. Sweet. Just, uh. Making sure. Because if you got scared we could back out! I wouldn't like. Judge you or whatever. I am super majorly understanding like that! Yeah.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Nah, it's fine. I'm not scared. I mean, it's gonna be fine, right? We're both totally badass, so.

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[drama8om8]

[ BEHOLD. THE FULL DOKIS. It is really fucking hard to be worried about what Mr. Locke said about blah blah consequences blah blah her fault if people go along with her plans and die blah blah shooting in the head blah victim blaming blah when Alan is talking like that, gosh.

KYAA, HEROICS

KYAAAA, BADASSERY

KYAAAAAAAA, ALAN ]

 

 

 

 

Oh, um. Right! Yeah. Yeah. That's. Yeah.