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savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am
wirsinddiejager) wrote in savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am
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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]
Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...
[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]
I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...
[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]
I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
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[ Gonna take a little hand vacuum to those. WHRRRRR ]
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[Or SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN. SOMETHING BAD.]
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[ Okay the vaccuum isn't picking up the air-glitter too well. Gonna try just. Flapping her hands at it to try and dissipate it. ]
So fussy! Fussfussfussfussfussfussfussfuss.
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[Still furiously trying to get the vacuum to pick up every particle of glitter and dust.]
I'm not fussing, I'm just trying to make sure we don't get into trouble.
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[ The little hairflippy pose accompanying her laugh prompts another poof of glitter. Oopsie.
Just gonna.
Point the vacuum at it and hope Alan didn't notice. ]
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SEE THIS, OCTAVIA
THIS IS THE FACE OF DESPAIR]
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[ Gonna grab for one of the discarded feather dusters and flap that about instead. YEA-- wait ]
This isn't some manipulative-ass ploy to get me to indulge in some kind of maid fantasy, is it?
[ Hey alan is this better or worse than people believing you're on drugs ]
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[Also it would have to be a very strange kind of maid fantasy since he's the one dressed in the rather unsexy cleaning outfit.]
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[ DUSTING. SUSPICIOUSLY. ]
Because, I mean. Surprise cleaning getup. And a sudden urge to clean. That'd like. Totally indicate not being into this.
[ DUSTING INTENSIFIES ]
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IN
HANDS]
I just want to get the house cleaned why won't anyone believe that's it.
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[ Prods with feather-duster. PROD PROD. ]
Messy as fuck.
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HEICHOU IS GOING TO KILL HIM]action; 3/4 i lied
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I think it's echoes messing with my head.
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You echoed a cleaning fetish?
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[ SORRY ALAN IT IS TIME FOR RIDICULOUS CLEANING-THEMED SEXY POSES
IS LIFE PAIN YET ]
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[LBR LIFE WAS ALREADY PAIN
THIS ISN'T HELPING, THOUGH]
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[ Gonna boringly dust a lamp. While yawning. In an incredibly over-exaggerated manner.
For like eight seconds before getting sick of that and dusting Alan's nose. STILL WITH BOREDFACE, THO. ]
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I'm sorry, okay. It's just really important to get this cleaned up.
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Do you have like. An electric fan? I can try blowing it out the window.
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[It takes a bit of digging through a cupboard, but he does successfully locate a small, cheap-ass table fan.]
You try that, I'll go grab some packing tape.
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[ If she seems overly enthusiastic about fanning away fairy dust, that's just Alan's imagination. By the time he gets back from his quest for packing tape, Octavia will absolutely not be using the fan to chase glitter out of the windows while screeching "FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY" like That One Witch In That One Movie.
Except for the part where that's exactly what she's doing. ]
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That is the dorkiest thing you have ever done.
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