Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am
wirsinddiejager) wrote in savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am
Entry tags:
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[video]
[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]
Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...
[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]
I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...
[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]
I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
action;
[It takes a bit of digging through a cupboard, but he does successfully locate a small, cheap-ass table fan.]
You try that, I'll go grab some packing tape.
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[ If she seems overly enthusiastic about fanning away fairy dust, that's just Alan's imagination. By the time he gets back from his quest for packing tape, Octavia will absolutely not be using the fan to chase glitter out of the windows while screeching "FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY" like That One Witch In That One Movie.
Except for the part where that's exactly what she's doing. ]
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That is the dorkiest thing you have ever done.
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NO ]
No.
[ NO ]
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You're hallucinating.
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Please don't start thinking that I'm on drugs.
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You're not on drugs, and I didn't just do the thing that you thought you just saw me doing but I didn't.
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If I agree that it didn't happen can we just move on because this is kind of stupid.
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[ DOOP DOOP FLUSHING MORE GLITTER OUTSIDE WITH THE FAN DOOP. Thoughtfully! ]
Hey, uh. If the fairy dust slash pixie trails slash bullshit glitter rumpus is going to get this bad, should you carry me through the window when we break in? It ain't going to matter as much when we abscond if we do some of it on foot, but like. If a guard looks up and sees the sparkles we'd be fucked. Non-sexually fucked up the non-sexual ass.
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I don't know if I actually can carry you, though. I've only kind of got hang of maneuvering as it is, having to adjust to your weight would make it a lot harder.
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[ HURRY, HER HAIR IS BRISTLING
IT'S GOING TO ATTACK ]
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[ She's just going to snatch a handful of dust from the air and bring her cupped hands to her eyes to try and look at it in the dark, now. ]
I. Don't think it glows, at least? So we should be okay at night if nobody shines a flashlight upwards or something. Probably.
So we can like. Still do it. Because it's still a good idea, right?
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KYAA, HEROICS
KYAAAA, BADASSERY
KYAAAAAAAA, ALAN ]
Oh, um. Right! Yeah. Yeah. That's. Yeah.