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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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[wirsinddiejager]

of course I know how to make one I just dont usually bother because theyre stupid. ಠ_ರೃ

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[honestopinion]

[Ah yes, the clasic 'you're stupid' 'no, you're stupid' back and forth endless fight of love, clearly love.]
do you think you're fancy with that emote because you're not 눈_눈

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[wirsinddiejager]

[They are the very spirit of wit and wisdom with this repartee]

Im using it ironically just to prove that I can. obviously its not really fancy its stupid weve established that.

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[honestopinion]

using something ironically?
boy that's original, do you paint your feelings too?

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[wirsinddiejager]

I am an artist I paint everything.

[Alan stop trying to sound deep...]

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[honestopinion]

Well what do you know, I'm an artist too.
[If by artist you mean, bad drawings of his OCs and mechs.]

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[wirsinddiejager]

oh yeah I bet you draw a ton of fanarts for your shitty animes. but Im actually gonna be a real professional comic book artist so theres kind of a difference there.

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[honestopinion]

Their not shitty! My teacher says I have a talent for this I just need to work on it, just like you. I'll have you know I'm going to be a mangaka one day, so we're sorta rivals.

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[wirsinddiejager]

can you even be a manga artist if youre not japanese.

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[honestopinion]

yeah duh you can.
wow you didn't even know that, a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

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[wirsinddiejager]

you cant expect me to know anything about that stuff when Im not into it at all. theres nothing weird about that. I bet you dont know anything about western comics.

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[honestopinion]

[Of course he excepts you to know everything, Alan. He's an entitled little weeaboo.]
Ah, yeah I do. Western stuff blows that's all you need to know.

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[wirsinddiejager]

that just proves you dont know anything. you cant just say it all blows theres a ton of different stuff ok. its not all the same.

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[honestopinion]

Says you, I know plenty. Besides you say anime blows but don't know anything about it, shouldn't that work both ways? ....The only thing remotely the same between anime and comics is batman, I mean he's basically tsundere.

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[wirsinddiejager]

oh my fucking god batman is not tsundere why the fuck would you say that.

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[honestopinion]

He meets all the criteria though, you can't deny it.

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[wirsinddiejager]

HE DOES NOT YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

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[honestopinion]

NEVER! MY ARGUMENT STANDS, BATMAN IS A HUGE BIG FAT TSUNDERE!

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[wirsinddiejager]

BATMAN IS VENGEANCE. BATMAN IS THE NIGHT. HE IS NOT FAT AND HE IS NOT TSUNDERE HE IS THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

[honestopinion]

WOW I GET IT HE'S YOUR WAIFU!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY LESS TSUNDERE!!

[wirsinddiejager]

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP BATMAN IS NOT MY WAIFU I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE ME USE THE WORD WAIFU ESPECIALLY IN RELATION TO BATMAN I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[honestopinion]

NO NEED TO GET SO BUTTMAD OVER YOUR WAIFU
I'M JUST GOING TO TELL E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E NOW ABOUT YOUR HOTS FOR BATMAN. NO BIG DEAL.

[wirsinddiejager]

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU YOURE JUST SOME DUMB TWELVE YEAR OLD WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.

[honestopinion]

ooh my god you baka....
SHUT UP!!!

[wirsinddiejager]

OH YEAH AND YOURE ALSO A MASSIVE WEEABOO. YOU HAVE NO CREDIBILITY.