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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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because i know these things? jesus, how ungrateful. maybe try practicing your fairy shit or whatever outside from now on.

you havent given me anything to be grateful over. "give up because theres nothing you can do" does not count as good advice.

anyway the whole point was practicing flying in smaller spaces I just didnt know thered be so much of the shit.

where does the aforementioned shit come from? tell her to try holding it in.

it just keeps appearing when she flaps her wings. idk if its possible for her to stop it in any way.

i guess this is just the price you pay for having a girlfriend who's a fairy. wow, i can't believe i just typed that. so goddamn ridiculous. (no offense)

[ Oh yeah, psst, perhaps he'll notice a somehow-familiar face on said fairy girlfriend's screen. The plot thickens!! ]

Edited 2013-11-12 04:25 (UTC)

Hey, lady! Just FYI Alan don't tell me to do SHIT.
I do what I want! CAN'T 8E TAMED.

[ Because a person who claims to know about how to clean glitter is obviously female wow ]

[ Oh no you didn't. Switches to video and just stares pointedly. What now. ]

[Out of curiosity, Alan glances at Octavia's screen, not really expecting to see anything interesting.

Oh hey it's that guy from his echoes!]

[IT'S THAT GUY FROM HIS ECHOES]

[SCREAM]

[ Holy shit, dude. He leans away from the monitor, wincing at the screaming. ]

Jesus Christ, are you that surprised I'm not a chick?

N-no, I just-

[oh god oh man oh god oh man]

I, uh. Sorry. About that.

[PLEASE DON'T KICK HIM IN THE TEETH]

[ Don't mind Octavia, she's just going to look back and forth between Mr. NotAChick and Screamy McBoyfriend in the hope that this will make sense. ]

THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

[ Haha, things that make sense. That's a good one. Still kind of reeling from all the screeching... ]

Maybe you should ask your boyfriend; I think he may have just wet himself.

I ain't asking him, I'm asking you! You did it!

[ Alan is usually so brave and cool and shouty, wow. For him to react to some asshole like that must mean... ]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU THE GUY THAT ATE HIM ARE YOU A TITAN STAY AWAY FROM ALAN YOU SICK CANNIBAL FUCK.

[SCREE]

OCTAVIA NO STOP DON'T YELL AT HIM!

IT'S OKAY ALAN HE CAN'T EAT YOU NOW HE WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST I WILL PROTECT YOU

HE'S NOT A TITAN HE'S NOT GOING TO EAT ME PLEASE STOP YELLING AT HIM

YOU YELLED FIRST or screamed I guess WHAT IS YOUR DEAL

Octavia listen we need to stop yelling right now or I'm pretty sure he is going to kick my ass.

How can he kick your ass have you seen him Alan what is the fucking problem.

Past him kicked past me's ass okay he was really badass.

Was super badass I can take him I will protect you I will sparkle in his eyes.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edited 2013-11-13 18:02 (UTC)

Fine, I will only murder and-slash-or sparkle at him if he tries to kick your ass again.

Why was he kicking your ass.

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