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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

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[shortspoken]

Right. And no matter what, they're definitely good guys in this conflict.

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[wirsinddiejager]

I dont think Ryan could ever be a bad guy even if he tried. hes so nice its ridiculous.

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[shortspoken]

You can't imagine him twirling an appropriately villainous moustache?

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[wirsinddiejager]

I cant imagine him with a moustache period.

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[shortspoken]

I think you've found your next painting project.
I'd like to request that you try a rubbish beard, too.

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[wirsinddiejager]

I dont do commissions for free. Im gonna need $5 for the rubbish beard.

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[shortspoken]

[ SO WORTH IT

BUT SO POOR ]

Two bucks fifty.