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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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Ryan. did you just make a tinymon joke at me. seriously.

Fairy's a new type, I figured it was current.

Bad time?

yeah I know Ive got the new game.

but this is an emergency just about the worst possible time for nerdy jokes.

Right, gotcha. Sorry about that.

[ Not sorry. He totally nailed it. ]

But I'm... a little serious? If the fairy dust is magical, maybe you need to think outside the box for getting rid of it? There's only so much a broom can do... Have you tried silly putty? Works on glitter, usually.

packing tape seems to be working ok. which is good because I dont think weve had silly putty in the house for years. oh my god I dont even know what I would do if this shit was so magical that I needed to do some kind of weird magic shit to get rid of it. I dont do magic. except for crazy turning into a titan magic and I dont think that would help here.

You should do something with all that packing tape. You're an artist write? Maybe you could make some sculptures :^)

Yeah I don't remember any titan stuff sparkling or anything like that, so it's pretty outside our jurisdiction...

I dont really do any sculpting thats not really my style. but maybe I could figure something out...

ugh I dont even want to imagine titans sparkling that would just be ridiculous.

Yeah, it'd be a waste to just throw it all out.

Haha, that'd be kinda funny, admit it. I don't think anyone could take titans seriously if they sparkled and gave off fairy dust.

(Though they'd still be weak to steel, right?)

[ He's not quitting that joke... ]

ok yeah that is a hilarious mental image.

really considering how overpowered titans seem to be fairy type might be accurate for them.

Right? Maybe they have some other weakness we don't know about. Titan-poison, can you even imagine?

oh man that would be AWESOME. if you could throw shit at them from afar that would kill them or at least slow them down or something? that would be great.

Uh, yeah...

Titans don't exist anymore though, Alan. No use speculating about it too much.

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yeah I know. obviously. it was just a hypothetical thing.

Right.

Just try and remember that we're not all the man-eating type, ok?

[ You're making titan-face nervous, Alan... ]

theres no way Im forgetting that. dont worry man Im not gonna go crazy and turn on you or anything like that.

Don't worry, I'm not worried about that :^) After all, we're all on the same side, right?

yeah definitely. I cant even imagine either of us as a bad guy.

Right. Plus, all that's in the past-- the important thing is what we can do with it to help us in the future.

yeah thats right. if it really can be useful instead of just a pain in the ass.

Here's hoping, right? As long as we can save lives with it, it'll be worth it.

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