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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

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[hawaiianheir]

TAVIA'S FAIRY WINGS HAVE DRUGLIKE EFFECTS

ALAN

ALAN I AM SO SORRY

I NEVER KNEW

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[wirsinddiejager]

MAC

WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID

WHY IS THAT A THING

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[hawaiianheir]

LOOK I'M JUST SAYING
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABLE TO THINK CLEARLY WHILE INHALING THE FAIRY DUST TAVIA PUTS OUT
IT MIGHT BE EXACTLY LIKE COCAINE IN HOW IT AFFECTS YOUR MIND
I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST HER SHITTY JESUS POWERS TO HAVE WINGS MADE OF COCAINE

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[wirsinddiejager]

I HAVE TROUBLE THINKING CLEARLY AREOUND HER BECAUSE SHE IS HOT. THAT IS ALL. SHE DOES NOT HAVE COCAINE WINGS.

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[hawaiianheir]

ARE YOU ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE IT'S CAUSE SHE'S HOT
LIKE, ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE
I WANT YOU TO BE CERTAIN OF THIS BEFORE I DISMISS THE COKEWINGS THEORY

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[wirsinddiejager]

THE COKEWINGS THEORY IS DUMB AND YOU SHOULD FEEL DUMB FOR THINKING OF IT.

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[hawaiianheir]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL DISCARD THE COKEWINGS THEORY

for now

if evidence pops up i'm bringing it back out

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah have fun with that.