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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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uhhhh i wanna say marijuana but it's probably something else since he's freaking out about dust

maybe meth? holy shit i hope it's not meth. i know a guy who got super fucked up on meth.

wait I'M NOT A DELINQUENT

We need to find out what it is. Then we find the dealer, and we stop this happening again.

And yes you are. Only delinquents know people who get "super fucked up" on the "meth." :ヘ|

THERE IS NO DEALER I AM NOT ON DRUGS

Is it the meth or the marijuana?

it could be cocaine, i forgot about cocaine.

that would actually explain a lot of things.

Shit.
Google says "pixie dust" is slang for cocaine.
I think you have it. Delinquency pays off at last.

ARE YOU GUYS ON DRUGS.

it's okay, alan, we're here to help you, ok?
we get you're freaking out about the dust. that's a side effect.
you probably don't remember the last few hours, but we're gonna get you help.

THE ONLY HELP I NEED IS TO GET THE GLITTER OFF THE CARPET. UNLESS YOURE OFFERING TO HELP WITH THAT I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.

SHIT HE MEANS GUTTER GLITTER I WAS RIGHT IT IS COCAINE

Use your delinquent contacts to get me details on every coke dealer in the city. Now.

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NO I MEAN LITERAL GLITTER THAT MY GIRLFRIENDS FAIRY WINGS SHED YOU SAW THE VIDEO

oh my god

i've been such an idiot

TAVIA'S FAIRY WINGS HAVE DRUGLIKE EFFECTS

ALAN

ALAN I AM SO SORRY

I NEVER KNEW

MAC

WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID

WHY IS THAT A THING

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NOT

ON

DRUGS

I promise not to kill your dealer if you give me his name right now.

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID I AM NOT ON DRUGS.

If I have to find him by myself, he will die.
You know I'll do it.

OH MY GOD ELLIE IF YOU GO FIND AND MURDER SOME RANDOM DRUG DEALER OVER THIS I AM GOING TO BE SO FUCKING PISSED.

Oh, yes. God forbid the city lose someone as valuable as someone who would sell drugs to a child your age.

Im not a child Im 15.

[#priorities]

You're too young to smoke, drink, fuck or drive. You're a child.

whatever I havent been doing any of those things. JUST LIKE I HAVENT BEEN DOING DRUGS.

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