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Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket ([personal profile] wirsinddiejager) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am

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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
shortspoken: (because it is, she made this omg wow) (my nose is taller than I am)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you get that impression?
shortspoken: (i am an actual chibi irl)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Let this be a lesson to you.
A lesson to never start doing drugs, or this will happen. :ヘ)
shortspoken: (but the ones i snapped in half)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sarcasm?
I'm shocked. I never took you for the goody-goody type.
shortspoken: (i'm not annie i am a giant sentient nose)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Your mom sounds like a sensible lady with a healthy interest in keeping you fearful of her wrath, then. I approve. :ヘp
shortspoken: (shingeki nose kyojin)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ butthurt at not being able to become a teacher intensifies ]

But is she scarier than me? Think carefully before answering.
shortspoken: (just go and fucking crystalize yourself)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
About that. I've been meaning to tell you.
I'm actually a titan.
shortspoken: (everybody is gay except reiner)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we not call this soulbonding.
Does that mean you're expecting to find more titans?
You're not as much of a special case as you'd first thought?


[ Awww look at her trying to subtly fish around for deets on that weird SHIT THERE WAS SOMETHING IMMENSELY SIGNIFICANT ABOUT EREN feeling

Bless her ickle cotton socks
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shortspoken: (omg shoes)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Instead of a "soulbond group" it could be called

[ Come on, Ellie

WORK THAT IMAGINATION
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a "common past life collective."

[ catchy as BALLS. ]

And you just consider yourself to be exactly like Ryan and Bertl, then?
I'm just asking because their pulses are progressing so differently to yours.
shortspoken: (drop it like u fallin off wall maria)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes it is. Mainly because a shouty child didn't think it up.
And as far as I know, yes. Is there any reason to think otherwise?


[ A++ reassurance, right ]
shortspoken: (more like canniBALLAS amirite)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be cagey. It's irritating.

[ #irony ]

If you tell me the bits that don't fit, I might be able to help straighten them out.
shortspoken: (this one time I ate a guy)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not cagey. I'm very open about giving out information. I've taught you things about titans, haven't I?

The walls were tall. Bertholdt's titan was large enough to look over them.
shortspoken: (but the ones i snapped in half)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-11-09 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No I don't. You're projecting. Not to mention the fact that anyone who interacts with you believes you're a no-good vilainous delinquent yourself.

Really.
So what happened after 100 years?
You showed up? :ヘp
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