wirsinddiejager: i will punch you in the intestines (if you tell me a yo momma joke)
Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket ([personal profile] wirsinddiejager) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am

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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
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[personal profile] waltharius 2013-11-08 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, well...

[ He has MANY QUESTIONS but chooses not to ask them. ]

You're probably going to have to do some deep cleaning. Do you have a carpet cleaner? It'd be a little more effective than a regular vacuum.
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[personal profile] waltharius 2013-11-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You might not have one... my parents are kind of, um. Intense when it comes to cleaning.

One of those sticky roller brush things might work. The kind you use to pick up pet hair.
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[personal profile] waltharius 2013-11-09 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I have two in my room. Our cat sheds a lot.

...but I probably can't get them to you fast enough. It just looks like glitter, though -- that can't get you in too much trouble.
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[personal profile] waltharius 2013-11-09 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Alan. I wish I could offer some more useful advice.

If your mom makes you clean up the rest, I could bring the steam cleaner. And the rollers. And... well, we have a lot of supplies here, so whatever you need, I probably have.