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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

text; don't mind me

[drama8om8]

>:::;)

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no

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[drama8om8]

Why, Karson! Is there a pro8lem? I was just winking at you! Innocently. To say hi! Hi, Karson. Hiiiiiiii.

:::;)

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i can't stop it.
i can't stop any of this.
i've failed, at long last.
i failed the only thing i ever set out to accomplish, and i failed it miserably in an explosion of teen hormones and amoral behavior.

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[drama8om8]

You are so right!
You have faW8 W8 W8 W8 W8 W8 W8 W8.
Hold the fuck up.
The "only thing you ever set out to accomplish" is STOPPING ME AND ALAN DOING IT?
REALLY????????
WH8T IS WR8NG WITH Y8U AND Y8UR LIFE AND YO8R PRI8RITIES WH8T THE F8CK.

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IM REACHING BUT I FALL AND STARS ETC ETC i dont even feel like pretending to be javert because im so upset.

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[drama8om8]

You 8n't even kidding, are you.
You are legitim8tely upset at the thought of this 8eing a thing that happened.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. >::::|

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i just dont want you pregnant and i dont want alan riddled with stds.

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[drama8om8]

What

the fuck.

I want you to think very, very hard a8out the implic8tions of what you just said. Of what you just implied a8out my ha8its and sexual history!
And then decide a8out whether you want that st8ment to stand. Take your time.

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stds
can be inherited through birth....

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[drama8om8]

So you're just calling my MOM a filthy skank and not me.

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she's kind of a ho.

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[drama8om8]

Y8U D8D N8T J8ST S8Y TH8T.

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SHE MIGHT HAVE SLEPT WITH MY DAD.
THAT IS PRETTY HO-Y.

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[drama8om8]

8RE YOU SER8OUSLY C8LLING MY M8M A HO F8R CONCI8VING ME.

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SHE WAS A HO BEFORE AND AFTER YOU WERE BORN.

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[drama8om8]

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
You know I was actually feeling 8AD a8out keeping me and Alan's masterpl8n from you 8ut N8T ANY M8RE.
Y8u can sit th8re and wonder wh8t our pl8n is 8nd you will NEV8R KN8W until it is d8ne and then you c8n SUCK IT.
SUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
And j8st FYI: *STILL A VIRG8N.*
OH L88K YOU G8T EVERY 8UG UP Y8UR 8SS FOR A8SOLUTELY F8CKING N8THING I H8PE YOU 8RE H8PPY W8TH Y8URS8LF! WOW WH8T A T88L.

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WAIT WHAT PLAN YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

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[drama8om8]

I DON'T H8VE TO DO SH8T.
You just lost your leader privileges!!!!!!!!
SUCK EVERY DICK.

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WHAT NO NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SORRY I CALLED YOUR MOM A HO NOW TELL ME

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[drama8om8]

Ok! Since your apology was so sincere.
We are going to get hells of intoxic8ted and 8oink on the 8each, then drown in our post-sexhaving 8liss. True facts! That are not intended to horrify you in any way. ::::)