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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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also theres the thing where youre an annoying as fuck troll.

Now that's just rude!

but you are.

How do you know that? You can't trust everything you see online!

You, on the other hand, put up a whole fucking video of yourself just covered in shit, that's physical proof right there of how goddamn filthy you are!

no see this is where the annoying as fuck part comes in.

How am I being annoying just for pointing out what's true?

everything you say is annoying whether it is true or not.

If you're that sensitive, I suggest you get off the internet.

this isnt the internet dipshit.

Alright, fine, the ~mystical magical network~ that just so happens to be a lot like the actual Internet, complete with dumb assholes who like to nitpick all the tiny irrelevant details.

and dumb assholes who dont have anything better to do than talk shit to people they dont even know.

Yes, well, that's just the risk you open yourself up to when you post a filthy video of yourself on the internet.

It's a cruel, lawless land out here.

its still not the internet. excuse me for thinking the people on here might be a fraction less shitty than the people online.

You're excused for being retarded.

Seriously though, why would you ever think that? Is this your first experience with the internet at all? Are you new to this?

Do you need me to hold your hands while you learn how to hit refresh?

THIS IS NOT THE INTERNET.

Someone's in denial.

why dont you just shut up and go away.

What would be the point in that?

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