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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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[wirsinddiejager]

...Honestly I wouldn't even be surprised if that was the case. Wouldn't be any dumber than some of the other shit that's been coming up.

[siesinddasessen]

Dumber than being resurrected to clean up the mess that your death left behind? Do tell.

[wirsinddiejager]

My girlfriend's past self was apparently lesbian fairy pirate jesus.

[siesinddasessen]

I wasn't aware that those things go together.

Well, the lesbian pirates aside, maybe.

[wirsinddiejager]

That's not even the craziest past life shit I've heard about. From what I can tell, basically none of our lives made any sense.

[siesinddasessen]

[She makes a short, humming sound, somewhere between bored and agreement. Considering that she apparently didn't have blood in her former life, from what she can tell at the moment, that is not something that she would deny at all.

But it's not like she would run around and tell strangers about that.]

...so how did you die?

[wirsinddiejager]

I got eaten.

[It gets easier to say every time. He's almost used to the idea by now.]

[siesinddasessen]

[there is a short pause, almost as if Blaine subconsciously waits for something to happen - maybe she doesn't, that is out there enough to trigger an echo - but then she just continues on her merry way.]

If you tried to brush that being's teeth on the way down, you'd know that you already had your cleaning fetish in your former life.

[wirsinddiejager]

-It's not a fetish!

[siesinddasessen]

Tic, then. Quirk.

[wirsinddiejager]

Somehow I get the feeling past me wasn't obsessed enough with cleaning to worry about titan oral hygiene.

[siesinddasessen]

Too bad. I'm sure it would have helped with their bad breath. [Not that she has any idea.]

[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think anything would have helped with that. [Alan does have an idea. Let him tell you all about it.]

[siesinddasessen]

You can never say without trying.

Better echo one back and find out what you can do.

[Hanji would approve of this plan.]

[wirsinddiejager]

You know, I think I can live without knowing if I can unstink a titan's breath. It's not a big dream of mine, you know?

[siesinddasessen]

All things considered you will probably be able to try soon. This whole will help you with dreaming big. [and this isn't even a lewd joke.]

[wirsinddiejager]

If any titans showed up here, I'd be too busy killing them to do any cleaning.

[Said in a very certain tone. GONNA KILL THEM TITANS.]

[siesinddasessen]

Even the nice ones?

[Ryan's explanation involved good and bad ones, so... making it sound like there is a kind that plays in the meadows and braids flower crowns is clearly the correct thing to do.]

[wirsinddiejager]

Okay, obviously not the nice ones. But I think there were a lot more of the bad ones.

[siesinddasessen]

Then you should better ask before killing.