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[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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who the fuck are you
were you in on this
were you involved

hes a troll ignore him.

WHO IS HE HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS WHY IS HE TAKING OVER MY ROLE IN HIJACKING YOUR CONVERSATION AM I BEING REPLACED?!?!

YOU SHOULD DRIVE HIM AWAY. RECLAIM YOUR POSITION. MARK YOUR TERRITORY OR WHATEVER. JUST MAKE HIM SHUT THE FUCK UP.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME.
THAT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE, AND I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY INTO YOUR WEIRDASS FRIENDSHIP FIGHT-TO-THE-DEATH.

KARSON I SWEAR I AM NOT TRYING TO REPLACE YOU. HE IS NOT MY FRIEND. I NEVER WANTED HIM AROUND HE JUST APPEARED ONE DAY AND STARTED SAYING THE WORST THINGS AND HE WONT GO AWAY.

so he's TRYING TO STEAL MY POSITION, HUH!?!?!!?!
I'M GONNA FUCK THIS KID UP.
I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UPPPPP.

YOU HEAR ME, YOU INTERRUPTING TRASHMONKEY?!
YOU WILL NOT RUIN THIS FRIENDSHIP.
I WILL RUIN YOU.

Jesus christ, you need to calm down, buddy.

The only thing I've been involved with is keeping these two godforsaken animals from touching their genitals! Which is not an easy task, let me tell you.

Why? Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

you need to back the fuck down, buddy boy.
because you are straight up trying to assume my position, and i swear to god, i will not allow for this shit.
here is your only warning:
back off or suffer.

Oh really? Suffer what, exactly?

let me put this in context for you:
*i never sleep*
that is not an exaggeration.
needless to say, i can make you suffer.
i can make you wish you had never been born.

What, you're going to make me suffer by not sleeping at me? What are you, a fucking newborn dolphin?

Sorry man, I can't say that's the scariest threat anyone's ever given me before. Try harder next time!

you completely misunderstood my threat, which tells me a lot about you as a person.
i now know you're not much of a challenge to my inherent brilliance.

WHAT I WAS *TRYIINGGG* TO SAY was that since i don't sleep, i have a ridiculous sum of time and creative torturing energies at my disposal.
you don't stand a fucking chance.

And you completely misunderstood my sarcasm, which tells me that you really are a newborn dolphin!

You'll have to find me first before you can actually use any of those torturing energies. Good luck finding a way to flop onto land, finned kiddo!*

*censored to protect your virgin child gills

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