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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

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[wirsinddiejager]

hes a troll ignore him.

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[enrages]

WHO IS HE HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS WHY IS HE TAKING OVER MY ROLE IN HIJACKING YOUR CONVERSATION AM I BEING REPLACED?!?!

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[wirsinddiejager]

YOU SHOULD DRIVE HIM AWAY. RECLAIM YOUR POSITION. MARK YOUR TERRITORY OR WHATEVER. JUST MAKE HIM SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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[enrages]

NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME.
THAT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE, AND I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY INTO YOUR WEIRDASS FRIENDSHIP FIGHT-TO-THE-DEATH.

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[wirsinddiejager]

KARSON I SWEAR I AM NOT TRYING TO REPLACE YOU. HE IS NOT MY FRIEND. I NEVER WANTED HIM AROUND HE JUST APPEARED ONE DAY AND STARTED SAYING THE WORST THINGS AND HE WONT GO AWAY.

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[enrages]

so he's TRYING TO STEAL MY POSITION, HUH!?!?!!?!
I'M GONNA FUCK THIS KID UP.
I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UPPPPP.

YOU HEAR ME, YOU INTERRUPTING TRASHMONKEY?!
YOU WILL NOT RUIN THIS FRIENDSHIP.
I WILL RUIN YOU.

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[grannyfucker]

Jesus christ, you need to calm down, buddy.