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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

Somehow I get the feeling past me wasn't obsessed enough with cleaning to worry about titan oral hygiene.

[siesinddasessen]

Too bad. I'm sure it would have helped with their bad breath. [Not that she has any idea.]

[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think anything would have helped with that. [Alan does have an idea. Let him tell you all about it.]

[siesinddasessen]

You can never say without trying.

Better echo one back and find out what you can do.

[Hanji would approve of this plan.]

[wirsinddiejager]

You know, I think I can live without knowing if I can unstink a titan's breath. It's not a big dream of mine, you know?

[siesinddasessen]

All things considered you will probably be able to try soon. This whole will help you with dreaming big. [and this isn't even a lewd joke.]

[wirsinddiejager]

If any titans showed up here, I'd be too busy killing them to do any cleaning.

[Said in a very certain tone. GONNA KILL THEM TITANS.]

[siesinddasessen]

Even the nice ones?

[Ryan's explanation involved good and bad ones, so... making it sound like there is a kind that plays in the meadows and braids flower crowns is clearly the correct thing to do.]

[wirsinddiejager]

Okay, obviously not the nice ones. But I think there were a lot more of the bad ones.

[siesinddasessen]

Then you should better ask before killing.