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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

oh yeah what are your insightful opinions on anime lets hear some of them. let me guess you think adamgelion is the deepest shit ever.

[honestopinion]

IT IS
What, don't you like adamgelion? It's because you don't get it's dept.
Bet you don't think K-OFF is shit too because you can't see good animation and character though those futility peasant eyes.

[wirsinddiejager]

Im not seeing any deep insights Im just seeing weeaboo.

[honestopinion]

I

HATE


YOU SO MUCH
[Wouldn't know a good insult if it hit you in the ass-]--YEAGER!

[wirsinddiejager]

wow whos buttmad n

[wait]







thats not my name

[honestopinion]

[He feels a little pale behind his computer. You know that feeling when you've said the wrong thing over the internet or someone said something incredible mean right to your face?

w-what does Alan mean that's not his name.. of course it's his name..]

The hell do you mean..
What did I say?

[wirsinddiejager]

my name is Alan Hunter. not Yeager. thats not me.

[honestopinion]

H-hunter, Yeager, it's all the same to me.
You're still a chode-master...
[That last name is way to familiar for comfort..Just like screaming 'mommm!' it's something his vocal cords know all to well..]

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah whatever just dont call me that name.

[honestopinion]

yeager or chode-master?
Because you fit both, really.

[wirsinddiejager]

ha ha fuck you. if youve gotta use insults then at least go for something that isnt lame as shit or fucking past mes name.

[honestopinion]

past.. you?
yeager is your past self's name? That's a pretty stupid name.
I guess you are right about us knowing one another because I remember calling you that
or at least.. I guess it was you.

[wirsinddiejager]

well Im not the same person so you shouldnt call me by his name. its not like Im gonna call you Jean either since youre not the same guy as past you.

[honestopinion]

Jean... his name was..Jean?
[Whow, talk about a serious connection. That name..................................... it's so.. so cool.] What are you talking about? Jean is a hella rad name, way better than Jamie. Actually, getting a thought here (massivly cleaver one.) What about the internet handle 'sweetjeans.'

Ehh? Ehh? Nice, right? Don't you think, Yeager?

[wirsinddiejager]

that is the dumbest fucking thing I have heard in my life.

[honestopinion]

Man, this past life guy just gets cooler and cooler.
Sorry your past life guy blows so much, 'sweetjeans' is growing high on the 'rockin dudes' list.

[wirsinddiejager]

ugh of course youd think that youre a moron.

[honestopinion]

be assmad