wirsinddiejager: i will punch you in the intestines (if you tell me a yo momma joke)
Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket ([personal profile] wirsinddiejager) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-11-09 12:43 am

[video]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...
dirtdevil: (old-people smell)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-17 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Enjoy the blankest of blank stares. What the shit is this kid even talking about? ]

"Your titan." You wanna maybe elaborate on that a little?
dirtdevil: (a gassy antelope)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-17 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay.

If you can turn into a "giant thing," why are you scared shitless of me? What could I possibly do to you that couldn't be countered by just stepping on me?
dirtdevil: (full frontal nudity)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-17 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
What do you do, then? What's the point?

[ Fortunately, this Levi is a shut-in who's really only dangerous to monsters made of pixels. No danger of him lopping off any limbs in the immediate future.

Probably. ]
dirtdevil: (vigorous jazz hands)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-18 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
How cliché.

[ Actually that's cool as hell, but he'd never admit it. ]

Are you saying I could do that too, then?
dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-18 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
So you're special.

And how do us normals fight giants? Bombs? Tanks? Really big rocks?
dirtdevil: (women in yogurt commercials)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-18 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well. That sure is... something. ]

That can't possibly be the most practical way to do it. You remember using something like that?
dirtdevil: (guys who don't call)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-19 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Low-tech." Great.

So that girl's in on it, too. Any others?
dirtdevil: (actually taking candy from a baby)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2013-11-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
People like you, or people like me?

[ He can't be the only one who can't hulk out like that, can he? How embarrassing would that be. ]