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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

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video.

[wirsinddiejager]

There's a what?

[NOPE, NOT GETTING IT]

[betroth]

You ought to look in a mirror, just so you don't miss any! And perhaps... don't sit on anything?

[wirsinddiejager]

Ugh, don't tell me it's on my ass too...

[Time for some unsuccessful attemps at getting a look at his behind!]

[betroth]

[ Oh no poor thing DON'T LAUGH IT'S NOT FUNNY ]

M-Mmhm, then I won't! It's a very nice handprint. [ STILL NOT HIDING A GIGGLEFIT ] Do you have any tape? Or... how about a damp cloth? Like baby wipes, or Clorox sheets.

[wirsinddiejager]

Wait, handprint?

[BLUSHING HARD and turning so his back isn't visible anymore oh god]

Uh, yeah. We've got tape at least.