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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

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[wirsinddiejager]

Way ahead of you.

[>83]

Seriously though, that is pretty fucking sweet.

video;

[drama8om8]

BUTT JOKES, ALAN.

[ Siiiiiiiigh~ <3 ]

It's even sweeter than it looks. Did you know that napping on a huge-ass fucking pile of pirate treasure is literally the best sleep you will ever have ever? Because it's true. I tested it! I tested it twice.

[not_good_not_wicked]

What.

[drama8om8]

SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT DICK I GOT FAIRY PIRATE JESUS BOOTY.

Audio

[doomedtheworld]

....

What.

[This is BULLSHIT!]

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[drama8om8]

Do I got the booty?

I doooooooo.

[ Octavia is a big fan of tumblr memes okay ]

[mood2wiingiing]

i dont see how that counts as a GOOD pulsecho thing its just a pile of shit.

[drama8om8]

Uh-huh. You'd know all a8out shit, right, Piss8a8y? 8D

voice;

[schild]

You.... is that actually treasure? That's...

[ Wait for it. Ryan, you can't deny the cool. ]

That's awesome.

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[drama8om8]

It's gold and jewels and unimaginable riches and it makes up for every shitty dumb good-for-nothing pulse I ever got and I LOVE MY STUPID LIFE, MUSCLEBEEF RYANMAN.

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[gogoghostpowers]

[At first, he's in awe of the treasure. Then, he's in awe of the pun.

Then, he pulls himself together for a reply.]

Wow. That is a lot of treasure.

...what are you going to do with it?

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[drama8om8]

I am going to sleep on it. EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. <33333333

[Audio]

[sugoku]

What a boring thing to get from the lights.

[She'd admit it's an UNUSUAL thing to get, but still rather boring in the over all]

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[drama8om8]

Fuck you, Person-I-Don't-Know. If I want interesting I can flap my shitty fairy wings or mindjack some chumps with my cool head-fucking powers! But for now I am happy burying myself in my pile of shiny shit.

[hawaiianheir]

ugh, so glad you got something great from those lights.

[Mad over pulses NO OF COURSE NOT WHY WOULD HE BE.]

[drama8om8]

Haha, what did YOU get? Was it the labcoat? I BET YOU GOT THE FUCKING LABCOAT DIDN'T YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! XD

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY!

LOOK AT ALL THOSE ANTIQUES!

HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THEY ARE?!

PROBABLY PRETTY OLD!

THOSE ARE THE GREATEST ANTIQUES IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

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[drama8om8]

They are super fucking majorly old, Weird Couple. From pirate times! In a universe where fairies and dragons existed. In my expert opinion, I believe they are old as balls.

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[epimethean]

Uh...you do realize you probably can't do anything besides look at it, right? Or--or sit on it, I guess, which is what you've been doing, I think. Assuming we're not supposed to be drawing attention to ourselves.

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[drama8om8]

Sure I can! I can sleep on it. And rub my cheek on it. And roll around on it and build things out of it and throw it around and hover around my basement covered in ye olde jewellery. Hours of fun!

Voice;

[vetala]

You are going to start spending that or something and everything is going to go horribly wrong.

How are you keeping that hidden from your parents?

Voice;

[drama8om8]

I am not going to spend it I am going to fucking sleep on it. And my parent - singular - won't see because it's in my basement!

Mom doesn't come down here because she's weird about dark underground spaces. She used to see a shrink about it but then she married the shrink and he died and yeah.

[dorkytracksuit]

feel like donating any of those diamonds to the safe house?

[mood2wiingiing]

you should just take her diamonds all shes doing is being dumb and pretending shes better than everyone else because of them.
just show your stupid old government badge or whatever you had and go two her house and confiscate them then bam two problems solved at once.

[wonk]

holy fcuk

ngl thats p impressive

so did it just appear or was it like u went to sleep and woke up and it was there

[drama8om8]

I guess it came with the lights????????
I thought I got nothing 8ut then today I went into the 8asement and 8AM.
PILE O' PLUNDER.
So I 8n't sure a8out the deets or timings or whatever! I just know that I GOT THE 8OOTY!!!!!!!! Hells of 8ooty. Aaaaaaaall the 8ooty. I am ROCKING the 8ooty.

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[soulsborderline]

What.

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[drama8om8]

Shhhhhhhh. It's okay. It is perfectly understandable that you would be jealous of the booty. That's absolutely fine. Look at it all you want, if that helps? But no touching.

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[hollowleg]

So...

you gonna share? :D

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[drama8om8]

You can't give away pulsey echoey shit, riiiiiiiight?
So unfortun8tely I a8solutely cannot share. What a shame! My hands are tied.

(Metaphorically.)


(I mean it was ALAN who got the 8ondage gear, not me.)

 

(Lol)

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[somesayinfire]

This is always my favorite part of the day. When I wake up and ask myself, "I wonder how a minor is going to make me think about her butt today." What did you do in your past life, blow up a Tiffany's?

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[drama8om8]

I pirate fairy Jesused, duh. Spinneret must've been hells of efficient! I mean, like. This is only half of it, I used the rest to built a little fort to sit in.

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[eras]

that is a perfectly ridicul0us amount of treasure
is it all real

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[drama8om8]

No.
I painstakingly fa8ric8ted it out of dead skin and fingernail clippings and a 8unch of shit from the craft store.
It is amazing how incredi8ly realistic you can OF FUCKING C8URSE 8T'S RE8L WH8T DO Y8U T8KE ME F8R.
Do I look like the kind of lady who just stashes fakey-fake fraudulent treasure in her 8asement? The kind of girl who would settle for anything 8ut the 8est and

 

 

 

I see that zero what's with the zero.

video;

[stagnantair]

So you can Echo stuff like this? I guess it makes sense, considering the only physical pulse I've experienced is finding a ring.

That's interesting, is there anything else similar you've Echoed?

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[drama8om8]

Was your ring gold or studded with various jewels? Because if not then I ain't thinking it compares, bro. I got some other items, but nothing like this! Just a couple of old-ass books and a neat pirate sword.