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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

SHUT UP I MUST HIDE MY SHAME

[somesayinfire]

...Your mom hit on your boyfriend. Were you there when it happened? Was she, like, serious about it?

HEY EVERYONE COLINSHAME ITT

[drama8om8]

I wasn't there or I would have bitten out her fucking throat oh my god. And I am not asking for any more deets, Alan has been through too much already. Ughhrrghrrhrghrhh.

NO STOP NO NEVER QUIT IT :(

[somesayinfire]

I've seen wolf attacks. They're not pretty. If you wolfed out on your mom for that, I'd give it a 50/50 shot on being totally justified. Wow.

And Alan still wants to, like, be with you? Even knowing how creepy and gross your mom is?

BULLIES U!!!

[drama8om8]

Hells yeah he still wants to be with me! Like you don't even know.

[ Siiiiiiiigh~ ]

Like. When I got my dumb wings and I thought they were spider legs and I made him check he said spiderlegs would be okay. Like he specifically said that he'd still date me if I wasn't hot.

[ DOKI INTENSIFIES ]

LOUISE CYBERBULLY SERKET YOU COME HERE THIS INSTANT

[somesayinfire]

[Brooke laughs but not even in a mean way. this is really cute. they're really cute.]

Maybe he's into spiders. He's a thoraxie. You're perfect for each other.

NEVER!!!!

[drama8om8]

I am not going to turn into a spider okay oh my fucking god. I can graciously accept that last part though because we are fucking precious as all hell.

I WILL USE MY 8RAIN POWERS IF I MUST

[somesayinfire]

You really are. I hope you guys do this for a long time.

But I really hope you guys don't accidentally leave the camera on during one of your sieges on makeout fort.

YOU'D NEED A 8RAIN FIRST AHAHAHA OH *SNAP*

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

If that ever happens you are morally obligated to call me and tell me to cut the broadcast.

OMG 8urn :(((

[somesayinfire]

What if you do it deliberately? Because you totally would.

[drama8om8]

Oh, I would not.

Unless I was just taping it to send to Karson, because he'd cry like a baby and it'd be the literal funniest thing.

[somesayinfire]

[as flatly as possible:] You would taunt your co-Jesus with video footage of you and your boyfriend having sexy fun time.

[drama8om8]

He was also my past-life brother, and I'm pretty sure that means I am obliged to taunt him as much as is humanl-- fairily possible.

[somesayinfire]

Yeah, haven't you already mind controlled him into talking about your butt? You have one hell of a magic holy sibling rivalry going. Another reminder to stay on your good side.

[drama8om8]

Okay new rule WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY SIBLINGS POTENTIALLY HAVING TALKED ABOUT EACH OTHERS' BUTTS BEFORE THEY KNEW THEY WERE SIBLINGS.

It's taboo.

Tabooty.

[somesayinfire]

You're lucky I'm not one of those crotchety old geezers who keeps harping on respecting your elders and junk like that, because wow.

I can't promise I won't break that rule where it would be really funny.

[drama8om8]

What if I pay you off with the big-ass jewel of your choosing.

[somesayinfire]

...Do you know any jewel dealers in the city?

[drama8om8]

Uh. Cool weird couple? The ones that finish each others' sentences like giant dorks.

All this is assuming I can give away bits of treasure without it like. Just coming back to me. Like echo shit does. Uh.

[somesayinfire]

Shit.

I mean... crap. Sorry. I just thought that the universe might decide to throw me a bone here. Selling a magic jewel I got from my best friend would do a lot towards that whole "I can't work" thing.

[drama8om8]

Wow, best friend? Really?

 

 

 

 

I mean uh. I am still kind of hells of rich thanks to my mom's collection of dead husbands? So if, uh. Money is like super tight or whatever I could be all "hey mom I'm failing school slash doing drugs slash having a mental breakdown slash etcetera" and she'll be all "that's nice dear" and absent-mindedly pile money on top of my fakey-fake problems to hide them out of the way. So I could get her to pay you to be my fake tutor! Or fake drug dealer or therapist. Or all of those. At once. Because friends! Friend.

[somesayinfire]

I don't know. I'd feel weird about that kind of lie, even with us being friends. Maybe I could be your actual one of those things? Except drug dealer. I don't know where to find drugs. I didn't even watch the Breaking Bad episode of Mythbusters.

No, that's a lie, I totally did.

[drama8om8]

Iunno. I guess I could stop paying nerds to do my schoolwork and let you teach me shit? Sooner or later I will go grey and get horns and stuff, so then I won't be able to do school stuff anyway.

But just eff why eye, if my mom hits on you it's your own fault.

[somesayinfire]

Oh my god, Tavia, you've been paying people to do your work? For how long? How much do you actually know?

[drama8om8]

Only since school started back up, god! Because all the hero stuff is more important. And because I am super rich and will never need to know anything ever again ever because pile of treasure.

[somesayinfire]

Hero stuff is important, but... come on, Tavia. I don't want to mom out on you, but you need to know some school stuff. Like, yeah, you're probably never going to use calculus in acting, but if you want to become other characters, you need to learn how they work literar...ily.

I did a lot of reading when I was your age. Let me tutor you in English or something.