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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

Voice;

[vetala]

Why do you put such a disproportionate amount of effort into lengthy retorts versus literally anything else?

And also, that is kind of terrifying. Have you ever considered how completely suspicious that is?

Voice;

[drama8om8]

Because it's fun is why! You know. That abstract concept where people do things and then their face kind of contorts into an expression that we mere Earth humans call a "smile?" That!

 

 

Aaaaaaaand I'm not really following you on the suspicious thing. Unless you mean that she has absolutely terrible luck and you are insinuating that she might be cursed? That sounds plausible.

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[vetala]

I know what fun is. I have plenty of fun. Loads of fun. Most of it doesn't involve convoluted ways of communication. And I can smile too!

... Yes. Sure. Cursed.

Voice;

[drama8om8]

I refuse to believe this until you tell me what you do for fun. Other than organise protest rallies against capes! Which is basically a hate crime.