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So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)

[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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You are going to start spending that or something and everything is going to go horribly wrong.

How are you keeping that hidden from your parents?

I am not going to spend it I am going to fucking sleep on it. And my parent - singular - won't see because it's in my basement!

Mom doesn't come down here because she's weird about dark underground spaces. She used to see a shrink about it but then she married the shrink and he died and yeah.

Won't that be uncomfortable?

And does your mother make a habit of marrying people who die?

It's like sleeping on baby angel feathers and puppies. And yeah, kind of. She's had a few bad breaks in the whole husband department? Literally for Husband Number Three. Dude fell off the balcony.

Edited (...husnad. Did I just type husnad instead of husband. Who the fuck let me type today what the shit) 2013-09-27 08:13 (UTC)

Why would you sleep on a puppy? Wouldn't you... crush it? [That wasn't a weight joke... Intentionally.]

What number is she up to?

Would I crush a precious pup?
I would not crush one, what the fuck.
I would not crush one in a cup,
I would not crush the dog from Up.
My ass could stand to gain a pound,
I would not crush a fragile hound.

MEANING I WAS METAPHORING ABOUT SOFTNESS AND COMFORT, YOU ASS. And I think mom's up to six? I don't know if my dad counted. Counts? My dad is-slash-was a huge question mark. Yeah.

Why do you put such a disproportionate amount of effort into lengthy retorts versus literally anything else?

And also, that is kind of terrifying. Have you ever considered how completely suspicious that is?

Because it's fun is why! You know. That abstract concept where people do things and then their face kind of contorts into an expression that we mere Earth humans call a "smile?" That!

Aaaaaaaand I'm not really following you on the suspicious thing. Unless you mean that she has absolutely terrible luck and you are insinuating that she might be cursed? That sounds plausible.

I know what fun is. I have plenty of fun. Loads of fun. Most of it doesn't involve convoluted ways of communication. And I can smile too!

... Yes. Sure. Cursed.

I refuse to believe this until you tell me what you do for fun. Other than organise protest rallies against capes! Which is basically a hate crime.

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