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So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)

[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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How can I ignore the hat when it is so incredibly tragic? But to answer your question, it don't hurt at all. Check out my flawless unpoked armskin! Not a mark on these babies.

[ Waving unblemished arms at the camera

as

as you do ]

Hey, what's wrong with the hat?! There's nothing wrong with it! [Everything is wrong with it. Every thing.]

But, uh--I guess it's good that your armskin is...unpoked? Are you sure some of those aren't, like. Plush gems or something?

Edited (i decided a football pumpkin hat was even better.) 2013-09-24 21:46 (UTC)

No, it's. It's super hideous. Like. I can tell you're in my soulbond group? Because your fashion sense is as terrible as Mac's. That is how bad the hat is.

And right! God. You solved the puzzle. Look at all these plush-ass jewels! They are so soft and squishy and DON'T BE A MORON.

I just--I just thought--I don't know! I-I guess not being hurt by sleeping on piles of gold is just some fairy power or something?

...and I...didn't really have a choice about the hat. [sigh] I kind of just had to grab whatever I could find, and this is the best thing I could find after raiding my dad's closet.

Maybe. And why do you need a hat so badly that you would choose one that terrible? Did you grow your horns? Horns are apparently a thing I had show me your horns I wanna see the horns.

[ Craning her neck to try and peek under the hat via webcam

Because, you know

That's possible ]

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