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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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[drama8om8]

I HAVE to 8e critical! It is part of my jo8 as your officially official 8eta reader or "editor" or whatever you fancypants nerds call it.
Yeah!
I am going to have to show this to Alan. He's actually incredi8ly sensitive when it comes to fine liter8ture! My yaois made him CRY. So cute. I think it's his 8eautiful artistic soul???????? 8less.
So I am sure he'll like yours too! Insensitivity aside.

[toobig]

Beta Reader is a good term for it.

You can show it to him, but it's not finished yet. I'm not a writer, so I don't know how long it'll take.