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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

Oh my god why is everybody so hung up on me actually doing shit with it. It's a big pile of loot! I am going to sleep on it and roll in it and I would have swum in it but that doesn't actually work in real life and I just hurt my hand trying.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Well I mean what else would I ask? It's a big pile of money, money is for buying stuff.

[drama8om8]

And for sleeping on. Have you ever slept on money? A huge-ass pile of valuable shiny money? And jewels? And plunder?

[not_good_not_wicked]

No, I can't say that I have.

[drama8om8]

I have.

[ And gosh, isn't she smug about it ]

It's like sleeping on a bed crafted by gods. A jesus bed! How appropriate.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Seems like it would be very pokey.

[drama8om8]

That's what I thought! But it's like. Just. Wait a sec.

[ She hovers to the top of the pile and curls up on it to demonstrate. ]

It's. It's so comfortable. [ Yawwwwwwwwn~ ]

[not_good_not_wicked]

So now you have the most valuable bed in history.

Unless they're fake plastic gems. I can't really tell over your crappy webcam.

[drama8om8]

I am proud to have this as part of my legac-- hey! They are hells of not fake. Or. Not plastic, anyway? I mean, they're some sort of jewels. Fairy jewels.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Don't those turn into dewdrops on daybreak or something? Or was that leprechauns?

Whatever. Cool bed.

[Not jealous.]

[drama8om8]

Fuck if I know! But I assume this shit's been around since the pink light? So it should be here to stay! Mine. Mine forever.

[ Just gonna. Sigh happily. And cuddle the pile. Beloved pile. Light of her life. <33333333 ]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Have fun sleeping off your concussion from jumping out the window.

[drama8om8]

I WILL!

[ 8Ia ]