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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

He got traumatised okay I had to deal with the trauma and make my mom pay. So when he comes over we will engage in gold-studded makeouts. All the makeouts. Plus eight.

[somesayinfire]

He got traumatized? Is he doing okay? Crap, I'm a bad friend.

[drama8om8]

Uh. Not. Not major trauma. He got hit on by, uh, a creepy old lady? And that was. Terrible. But easily fixed. Yeah.

[ Yeah it was her mom

Who is not implied to be Spidermom at all ever why would anyone say that ]

FUCK I SWEAR I'M ON THE 8ALL TODAY

[somesayinfire]

Well, that's good. I mean, good that it was fixed, but also good that it wasn't worse. I think he owes you the makeouts.

But wait, why did you have to make your mom pay?

JUDGES U WOWOWOWOWWWW

[drama8om8]

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

 

 

 

My mom is like really super creepy, okay.

SHUT UP I MUST HIDE MY SHAME

[somesayinfire]

...Your mom hit on your boyfriend. Were you there when it happened? Was she, like, serious about it?

HEY EVERYONE COLINSHAME ITT

[drama8om8]

I wasn't there or I would have bitten out her fucking throat oh my god. And I am not asking for any more deets, Alan has been through too much already. Ughhrrghrrhrghrhh.

NO STOP NO NEVER QUIT IT :(

[somesayinfire]

I've seen wolf attacks. They're not pretty. If you wolfed out on your mom for that, I'd give it a 50/50 shot on being totally justified. Wow.

And Alan still wants to, like, be with you? Even knowing how creepy and gross your mom is?

BULLIES U!!!

[drama8om8]

Hells yeah he still wants to be with me! Like you don't even know.

[ Siiiiiiiigh~ ]

Like. When I got my dumb wings and I thought they were spider legs and I made him check he said spiderlegs would be okay. Like he specifically said that he'd still date me if I wasn't hot.

[ DOKI INTENSIFIES ]

LOUISE CYBERBULLY SERKET YOU COME HERE THIS INSTANT

[somesayinfire]

[Brooke laughs but not even in a mean way. this is really cute. they're really cute.]

Maybe he's into spiders. He's a thoraxie. You're perfect for each other.

NEVER!!!!

[drama8om8]

I am not going to turn into a spider okay oh my fucking god. I can graciously accept that last part though because we are fucking precious as all hell.

I WILL USE MY 8RAIN POWERS IF I MUST

[somesayinfire]

You really are. I hope you guys do this for a long time.

But I really hope you guys don't accidentally leave the camera on during one of your sieges on makeout fort.

YOU'D NEED A 8RAIN FIRST AHAHAHA OH *SNAP*

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

If that ever happens you are morally obligated to call me and tell me to cut the broadcast.

OMG 8urn :(((

[somesayinfire]

What if you do it deliberately? Because you totally would.

[drama8om8]

Oh, I would not.

Unless I was just taping it to send to Karson, because he'd cry like a baby and it'd be the literal funniest thing.

[somesayinfire]

[as flatly as possible:] You would taunt your co-Jesus with video footage of you and your boyfriend having sexy fun time.

[drama8om8]

He was also my past-life brother, and I'm pretty sure that means I am obliged to taunt him as much as is humanl-- fairily possible.

[somesayinfire]

Yeah, haven't you already mind controlled him into talking about your butt? You have one hell of a magic holy sibling rivalry going. Another reminder to stay on your good side.

[drama8om8]

Okay new rule WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY SIBLINGS POTENTIALLY HAVING TALKED ABOUT EACH OTHERS' BUTTS BEFORE THEY KNEW THEY WERE SIBLINGS.

It's taboo.

Tabooty.

[somesayinfire]

You're lucky I'm not one of those crotchety old geezers who keeps harping on respecting your elders and junk like that, because wow.

I can't promise I won't break that rule where it would be really funny.

[drama8om8]

What if I pay you off with the big-ass jewel of your choosing.

[somesayinfire]

...Do you know any jewel dealers in the city?

[drama8om8]

Uh. Cool weird couple? The ones that finish each others' sentences like giant dorks.

All this is assuming I can give away bits of treasure without it like. Just coming back to me. Like echo shit does. Uh.

[somesayinfire]

Shit.

I mean... crap. Sorry. I just thought that the universe might decide to throw me a bone here. Selling a magic jewel I got from my best friend would do a lot towards that whole "I can't work" thing.

[drama8om8]

Wow, best friend? Really?

 

 

 

 

I mean uh. I am still kind of hells of rich thanks to my mom's collection of dead husbands? So if, uh. Money is like super tight or whatever I could be all "hey mom I'm failing school slash doing drugs slash having a mental breakdown slash etcetera" and she'll be all "that's nice dear" and absent-mindedly pile money on top of my fakey-fake problems to hide them out of the way. So I could get her to pay you to be my fake tutor! Or fake drug dealer or therapist. Or all of those. At once. Because friends! Friend.