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So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)

[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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i d0nt really mind
and travis is my best friend
0f c0urse we talk ab0ut 0ur days and wh0 we talked t0 t0gether s0metimes
that is a thing best friends tend t0 d0!

kars0n w0uld pr0bably enj0y that i say g0 f0r it
he seems t0 like g0ssip

0h i see
is the next part 0f the ancient m0tt0 s0mething al0ng the lines 0f
c0me 0n and slam if y0u wanna jam

wave y0ur hands in the air if y0u feel fine
were g0nna take it int0 0vertime

He 8etter not have said 8ad shit a8out me. 8ecause the stuff I said to him was AN ACCIDENT (!!!!!!!!) and he got cupcake compens8tion!
So no getting all ro8oragey and murderous at me if he snitched like a sneaky dum8 snitchy snitcher. >8C

8ND 8K F8NE I WAS SP8CE JAMMING G8D.
I don't even LIKE that dum8 movie! 8ut ever since Karson told me a8out his underwear I keep getting flash8acks and it is super traumatising and I am actually feeling a little triggered right now.

(He wears space jam undies I guess that wasn't o8vious from context)
(You didn't hear that from me)

(Also now that I gave you that sweet-ass gossip you totally owe me one fyi)

i cann0t c0nfirm n0r deny what he said
but i 0bvi0usly did n0t see a reas0n as 0f yet t0 take acti0n 0f any s0rt
and he isnt a snitch
were best friends
theres a difference!

hahaha i knew it
y0u mean n0n pulsech0y flashbacks right

(im n0t sure i ever wanted t0 kn0w that)
(0r if any0ne ever wanted t0 kn0w that ever)
(why w0uld i want to kn0w that)

(are y0u trying t0 figure 0ut what 0ther pe0ple have said ab0ut y0u 0r d0 y0u actually think i have a l0t 0f g0ssip at my fingertips)

Snitching is snitching is snitching! No matter WHO you snitch to.
Do you see me snitching to MY friends slash 8oyfriend slash past life 8rother that you are totally an evil ro8ot 8ent on the destruction of everything every8ody holds dear????????
No!
8ecause snitching is for lamey-lame lamers.
UH I ME8N. Lame in a NON-A8LIST W8Y. F8CK!
F8CK.
It keeps h8ppening! Why does th8t lousy sn8tch ev8n h8ve to ru8n perfectly g88d words l8ke "lame?" Makes me S8 M8D. G8D!!!!!!!! Ddf8Fd8SF*SGGRRHHG.

(Also yes I am totally trying to get you to spill the deets on what people say a8out me)
(I am also considering threatening to illustr8 the space jam underoos if you 8n't going to comply)
(lol)

im n0t bent 0n the destructi0n 0f anything
i think if anything i was
n0t that
but s0mething else
it d0esnt matter
i d0nt want t0 hurt any0ne

0kay i think half the pr0blem is y0u are paying way t00 much attenti0n t0 this
and i d0nt kn0w
maybe make a list 0f insults that w0nt cause y0u t0 frantically backtrack and stick t0 th0se??
0r d0nt insult pe0ple

(why w0uld y0u threaten that ever)
(and i d0nt kn0w if any0ne really wants t0 kn0w what pe0ple think 0f them)
(just believe in y0ur friends)

If we are soul8onded then you come from a place where ro8ots were EVIL. I remem8er! IT IS A FACT.
Spinneret was PERSONALLY VICTIMISED 8y ro8ots! E V I L.
8ut that's 8kay! I 8n't g8ing to h8ld it ag8inst y8u.
I mean we 8LL have sh8dy shit in our past l8ves, right? So wh8 c8res!
YEAH.

Insulting people is kind of my thing just fyi? Friendly insulting! Like friends do. Antagoniz8tion for pals and 8uddies!
Duh.
And you are only making me MORE paranoid with your 8rackety coy 8ullshit just fyi.
I DO 8elieve in my friends! Karson thought I killed him for a while and he is still my friend. Alan said he would still d8 me even if I grew spider legs! I am HELLS OF TIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS.
It's YOUR friends I 8n't 8elieving in!!!!!!!! XO

maybe y0u did s0mething t0 these r0b0ts
either way i have never pers0nally victimized y0u
s0
0r at least i am pretty sure i have n0t

i think y0u have t0 be friends with s0me0ne first f0r it t0 be s0mething friends d0
y0ure n0t friends with either 0f the pe0ple i was referring t0
and i d0nt mean t0 make y0u paran0id i just d0 n0t share ar0und what pe0ple say t0 me in c0nfidence in general!
i supp0se if y0u want g0ssip i d0nt mind saying kars0n wants m0re pe0ple to date i guess?
is that g0ssip

again
i d0nt think pe0ple wh0 arent y0ur friends are 0bligated in any way t0 0blige y0u especially given h0w y0u generally speak t0 them
s0 believing in my friends isnt necessary as such

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