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So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)

[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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This is always my favorite part of the day. When I wake up and ask myself, "I wonder how a minor is going to make me think about her butt today." What did you do in your past life, blow up a Tiffany's?

Edited (FUCK OKAY I'M GOOD I GOT IT THIS TIME) 2013-09-25 19:39 (UTC)

I pirate fairy Jesused, duh. Spinneret must've been hells of efficient! I mean, like. This is only half of it, I used the rest to built a little fort to sit in.

I was willing to accept pluralizing Jesus, but Jesus isn't a verb. I'm almost entirely sure proper names can't be verbed. Then again, you have a makeout fort made of gems, so who even knows what can and can't happen anymore.

Don't tell me what to do or I will Jesus your ass. I--

Makeout fort, eh.

[ This is a good idea and Brooke should feel good about it. ]

Wait, did I just give you that idea? You have a boyfriend and an extravagant private palace and you're not using it to have the most luxurious makeouts known to mankind?

I'm disappointed in you, Tavia.

He got traumatised okay I had to deal with the trauma and make my mom pay. So when he comes over we will engage in gold-studded makeouts. All the makeouts. Plus eight.

He got traumatized? Is he doing okay? Crap, I'm a bad friend.

Uh. Not. Not major trauma. He got hit on by, uh, a creepy old lady? And that was. Terrible. But easily fixed. Yeah.

[ Yeah it was her mom

Who is not implied to be Spidermom at all ever why would anyone say that ]

Well, that's good. I mean, good that it was fixed, but also good that it wasn't worse. I think he owes you the makeouts.

But wait, why did you have to make your mom pay?

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

My mom is like really super creepy, okay.

...Your mom hit on your boyfriend. Were you there when it happened? Was she, like, serious about it?

I wasn't there or I would have bitten out her fucking throat oh my god. And I am not asking for any more deets, Alan has been through too much already. Ughhrrghrrhrghrhh.

I've seen wolf attacks. They're not pretty. If you wolfed out on your mom for that, I'd give it a 50/50 shot on being totally justified. Wow.

And Alan still wants to, like, be with you? Even knowing how creepy and gross your mom is?

Edited 2013-09-25 20:49 (UTC)

Hells yeah he still wants to be with me! Like you don't even know.

[ Siiiiiiiigh~ ]

Like. When I got my dumb wings and I thought they were spider legs and I made him check he said spiderlegs would be okay. Like he specifically said that he'd still date me if I wasn't hot.

[ DOKI INTENSIFIES ]

[Brooke laughs but not even in a mean way. this is really cute. they're really cute.]

Maybe he's into spiders. He's a thoraxie. You're perfect for each other.

I am not going to turn into a spider okay oh my fucking god. I can graciously accept that last part though because we are fucking precious as all hell.

Edited 2013-09-25 21:05 (UTC)

You really are. I hope you guys do this for a long time.

But I really hope you guys don't accidentally leave the camera on during one of your sieges on makeout fort.

If that ever happens you are morally obligated to call me and tell me to cut the broadcast.

What if you do it deliberately? Because you totally would.

Oh, I would not.

Unless I was just taping it to send to Karson, because he'd cry like a baby and it'd be the literal funniest thing.

[as flatly as possible:] You would taunt your co-Jesus with video footage of you and your boyfriend having sexy fun time.

He was also my past-life brother, and I'm pretty sure that means I am obliged to taunt him as much as is humanl-- fairily possible.

Yeah, haven't you already mind controlled him into talking about your butt? You have one hell of a magic holy sibling rivalry going. Another reminder to stay on your good side.

Okay new rule WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY SIBLINGS POTENTIALLY HAVING TALKED ABOUT EACH OTHERS' BUTTS BEFORE THEY KNEW THEY WERE SIBLINGS.

It's taboo.

Tabooty.

You're lucky I'm not one of those crotchety old geezers who keeps harping on respecting your elders and junk like that, because wow.

I can't promise I won't break that rule where it would be really funny.

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FUCK I SWEAR I'M ON THE 8ALL TODAY

JUDGES U WOWOWOWOWWWW

SHUT UP I MUST HIDE MY SHAME

HEY EVERYONE COLINSHAME ITT

NO STOP NO NEVER QUIT IT :(

BULLIES U!!!

LOUISE CYBERBULLY SERKET YOU COME HERE THIS INSTANT

NEVER!!!!

I WILL USE MY 8RAIN POWERS IF I MUST

YOU'D NEED A 8RAIN FIRST AHAHAHA OH *SNAP*

OMG 8urn :(((

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YOU'D NEED A 8RAIN FIRST AHAHAHA OH SNAP