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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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[drama8om8]

I guess I'll have to. Experiment.

 

 

 

By. By giving some to my friends. And not spending it or selling it! Because I have. Morals. And wouldn't want to accidentally steal shit. Ever.

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[doomedtheworld]

It wouldn't be stealing if you just traded it for cash and it happened to come back to you. You kept up your part of the deal, it's not your fault if the other person happens to lose it.

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[drama8om8]

You're a bad influence.

 

 

That means I can blame you for my descent into a life of crime and villainy, right.

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[doomedtheworld]

Sure, if you want.

But, then, suddenly trading in all kinds of gold and jewels for money might be kind of suspicious. You need somebody who won't ask questions or need a paper trail.

[Vanessa....]

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[drama8om8]

Hey hey hey whoa. Like. I wouldn't be trading in all kinds of shit. Maybe like. A coin or two. What if it doesn't come back? Duh.

Plus like. I don't know if these jewels are Earth jewels? The coins aren't, they have weird horned dudes on them. So cool.

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[doomedtheworld]

[Sigh. Damn.]

Worth a shot.

Wait, what are you going to do when your family realizes you've suddenly got a pile of treasure?

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[drama8om8]

Mom doesn't go into the basement ever. Because deep-rooted psychological issues. So my secret is safe! Safe and shiny and glittering and mine.

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[doomedtheworld]

[So it's in her basement then. That's... no, NO. She shouldn't try to rob other people in the club.

Even if they're awful.]

Still. Are you going to put a blanket over it when you're not napping on it or something?

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[drama8om8]

...If I put a blanket on it I won't be able to gaze at it constantly. Twenty-four seven.

I don't need school any more. I have a loot pile.

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[doomedtheworld]

You're just going to sit in your basement and stare at a pile of stuff forever?

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[drama8om8]

Sometimes I'll polish it. And build things with it. And sleep on it. And make out with Alan in it.

Living the dream.

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[doomedtheworld]

[Oh, wow, no. Nobody needs to know what you and your boyfriend do on your pile of stuff, Octavia.]

... I guess there are worse dreams.