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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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[drama8om8]

Iunno! Like maybe you were too traumatised for that to count as revenge and I should have done something worse! Maybe I should have made her pay.

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[wirsinddiejager]

You kind of already did, though! You ruined her dress, that's plenty enough revenge. And anyway, it's not like it was the most traumatic thing ever or anything.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

I kind of feel like real revenge should be like. Punchier.

[ Or involve hardcore maiming and cycles of revenge and ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

Oh. Uh.

[Actually punching sounds kind of awesome.]

I. I guess? But you can't just punch your mom.

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[drama8om8]

But imagine if I could, Alan. Imagine.

[ DREAMY SIGH TO END ALL DREAMY SIGHS~ ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh, he's imagining it. He's imagining the shit out of it. He might even be doing a little dreamy sighing of his own.]

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

[ wow ok ]

I'd, uh. Punch her super hard. In the face. While shouting at her! About revenge and. Stuff. I might even punch her twice. Eight times.

[ 8Ia ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

Uh-huh.

[Okay yes now there is definitely dreamy sighing. And a distant look in his eyes. And wow this might be getting kind of weird.]

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[drama8om8]

[ Guess who is okay with weird

PIRATE TINKERBELL MESSIAH GIRL IS ]

...At least eight times. Maybe raise a couple of bruises! Wow. And do you know what I would do then, Alan?

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[wirsinddiejager]

[OCTAVIA NO]

[Alan just makes a little "mm?" sound. From how distant and distracted he's looking, one might think he's not even really listening.]

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[drama8om8]

[ Shhh. That's fine. Totally fine. Placid smiling intensifies. ]

Well. I would take my punching hand, still covered with blood and spit and bits of teeth, and I would touch your face with it, and I would whisper ALAN ARE YOU GETTING OFF TO THOUGHTS OF ME PUNCHING MY MOM.

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[wirsinddiejager]

-What?

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[drama8om8]

You heard me! Or is it just punching people in general? Do you have a punch fetish? Should I be punching you more?

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[wirsinddiejager]

NO! I wasn't- I don't- no!

[Whoops, freaking out just a little.]

I just- I was thinking about something else! And not getting off oh my god.

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[drama8om8]

Not even a liiiiiiiittle bit? Are you honestly trying to tell me that you don't have the weirdest boner right now?

[ BAHAHAHA CACKLING THESE ARE FUNNY JOKES HAHAHA~ ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

No, I...it's not like that. I think.

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[drama8om8]

UH. I was just. Teasing?

Uh.

Uh.

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[wirsinddiejager]

WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN THE PUNCHING YOUR MOM PART HOLY SHIT.

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[drama8om8]

Then just the punching bit? OH MY GOD THE BONDAGE GEAR MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.

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[wirsinddiejager]

NO. I told you I was thinking about something else! I've been having these dreams lately and I don't remember what they're about but I'm pretty sure they're not related to punching. And probably not boners either. Just. Normal really good dreams, okay.

And it's not bondage gear, anyway.

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[drama8om8]

If they're not related to punching or boners, why were you making bonerfaces when I was talking about punching.

And oh.

 

 

Are you disappointed?

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[wirsinddiejager]

I don't know, okay! And they weren't bonerfaces.

And no I'm not disappointed jesus h christ.

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[drama8om8]

They were bonerfaces. You did this at me!

[ Have a passable imitation of Alan's notbonerface. ]

You had every boner. All the boners. You were living in boner house.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Shut up and stop making that face, it looks really fucking weird. And please stop talking about boners.

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[drama8om8]

You made the face first! And I guess I can stop talking about boners but only because we might accidentally summon Karson and his literature.

 

Does that mean I shouldn't go around punching jerks to make you go all dreamy again, or.