Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket (
drama8om8) wrote in
savetheearth2013-09-24 07:25 pm
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So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)
[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.
Check out my sweet booty.
[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)
[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.
Check out my sweet booty.
[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]
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PIRATE TINKERBELL MESSIAH GIRL IS ]
...At least eight times. Maybe raise a couple of bruises! Wow. And do you know what I would do then, Alan?
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[Alan just makes a little "mm?" sound. From how distant and distracted he's looking, one might think he's not even really listening.]
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Well. I would take my punching hand, still covered with blood and spit and bits of teeth, and I would touch your face with it, and I would whisper ALAN ARE YOU GETTING OFF TO THOUGHTS OF ME PUNCHING MY MOM.
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-What?
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[Whoops, freaking out just a little.]
I just- I was thinking about something else! And not getting off oh my god.
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[ BAHAHAHA CACKLING THESE ARE FUNNY JOKES HAHAHA~ ]
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Uh.
Uh.
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And it's not bondage gear, anyway.
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And oh.
Are you disappointed?
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And no I'm not disappointed jesus h christ.
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[ Have a passable imitation of Alan's notbonerface. ]
You had every boner. All the boners. You were living in boner house.
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Does that mean I shouldn't go around punching jerks to make you go all dreamy again, or.
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[Aww yeah smooth recovery!!]
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[ 8IIIIIII ]
But your fortthoughts have been noted! You now have permission to come fuck around in mine whenever you want. I also made a tiny goldcity but I made a goldvolcano erupt on it.
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