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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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[drama8om8]

MERDE.

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[sugoku]

You've obviously been subjected to him to long with a reaction like that...

[she feels for her. Ahe really does, but this is still sort of hilarious]

Does he know you find him hot?

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[drama8om8]

I doubt it, wow. I am a professional actress! And I am way too good at what I do to let on to giant douchebags that their faces are less repulsive than they rightly deserve. Duh.

[ Meaning yes, yes he does. ]

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[sugoku]

Which definitely means he knows when you act like that. An ego boost he didn't need, but c'est la vie.

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[drama8om8]

Don't you start fucking Frenchtalking at me too, you frog-chomping asshole. NO TRES BON. NON.

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[sugoku]

Excuse you, I don't do the gratuitous French like him. "C'est la vie" is more commonly said my english speakers.

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[drama8om8]

You keep talking, but all I hear is "hon hon hon je suis la douchebag."

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[sugoku]

[Well if she insists]

On t'a bercé trop près du mur?

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[drama8om8]

Vous face is le butte. Bon. Croissant.

[ #actual genuine french ]

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[sugoku]

Le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n'est-ce pas?

[And here she thought she'd only have to use this stuff on Cain.]

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[drama8om8]

Uh. Oui? Bouillabaisse. Le chat. Choux pastry?

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[sugoku]

[There was an amused laugh.] That answers that then. I'll let you get back to your glittering pile of 'treasure'.

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[drama8om8]

Mer-sea. Au reservoir!