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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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[drama8om8]

Hey hey hey whoa. Like. I wouldn't be trading in all kinds of shit. Maybe like. A coin or two. What if it doesn't come back? Duh.

Plus like. I don't know if these jewels are Earth jewels? The coins aren't, they have weird horned dudes on them. So cool.

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[doomedtheworld]

[Sigh. Damn.]

Worth a shot.

Wait, what are you going to do when your family realizes you've suddenly got a pile of treasure?

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[drama8om8]

Mom doesn't go into the basement ever. Because deep-rooted psychological issues. So my secret is safe! Safe and shiny and glittering and mine.

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[doomedtheworld]

[So it's in her basement then. That's... no, NO. She shouldn't try to rob other people in the club.

Even if they're awful.]

Still. Are you going to put a blanket over it when you're not napping on it or something?

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[drama8om8]

...If I put a blanket on it I won't be able to gaze at it constantly. Twenty-four seven.

I don't need school any more. I have a loot pile.

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[doomedtheworld]

You're just going to sit in your basement and stare at a pile of stuff forever?

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[drama8om8]

Sometimes I'll polish it. And build things with it. And sleep on it. And make out with Alan in it.

Living the dream.

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[doomedtheworld]

[Oh, wow, no. Nobody needs to know what you and your boyfriend do on your pile of stuff, Octavia.]

... I guess there are worse dreams.