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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

audio;

[sugoku]

[Sometimes it's jarring to witness such simpleness at play]

Does it really matter what I called him?

audio;

[drama8om8]

Yes? He is shouty and loud and shit but he is not stupid take that shit back.

audio;

[wirsinddiejager]

I am not shouty.

[Alan really you don't even believe that yourself anymore.]

audio;

[drama8om8]

You're super shouty and it's kind of hot.

audio;

[wirsinddiejager]

It is?

audio;

[drama8om8]

Uh, duh. Shoutiness is hells of hot! It's like. Passion.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Oh.

Awesome. [8D]

audio;

[sugoku]

[There's a pause to make it seem like she's thinking about it]

No. Why should I? It's really touching you want to stick up for him and all, but no.

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[drama8om8]

Then you're stupid!

[ great comeback, Tavia, A++ ]

Stupid and dumb and lame. And you just made the list! Do you have a name or do I just keep you under "shitty dumb loser lady who said Alan was stupid wow fuck her."

audio;

[sugoku]

Is that the same list my brother is on?

[After the display at the LARP, she really just had to know]

audio;

[drama8om8]

Only if your brother is Stupid Dumb Hero-Hating Infuriatingly-Hot Loser Goggleman.

[ AND WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT? HAHAHA

HA

HA ]

audio;

[sugoku]

... Do you really think my older twin brother is hot?

[THAT'S A FIRST FOR HER]

audio;

[drama8om8]

Your what now.

Your who.

Yowhathwhaa.

audio;

[sugoku]

Infuriatingly Hot Loser Goggleman with the extremely stupid overuse of french is my twin brother.

audio;

[drama8om8]

MERDE.

audio;

[sugoku]

You've obviously been subjected to him to long with a reaction like that...

[she feels for her. Ahe really does, but this is still sort of hilarious]

Does he know you find him hot?

audio;

[drama8om8]

I doubt it, wow. I am a professional actress! And I am way too good at what I do to let on to giant douchebags that their faces are less repulsive than they rightly deserve. Duh.

[ Meaning yes, yes he does. ]

audio;

[sugoku]

Which definitely means he knows when you act like that. An ego boost he didn't need, but c'est la vie.

audio;

[drama8om8]

Don't you start fucking Frenchtalking at me too, you frog-chomping asshole. NO TRES BON. NON.

audio;

[sugoku]

Excuse you, I don't do the gratuitous French like him. "C'est la vie" is more commonly said my english speakers.

audio;

[drama8om8]

You keep talking, but all I hear is "hon hon hon je suis la douchebag."

audio;

[sugoku]

[Well if she insists]

On t'a bercé trop près du mur?

audio;

[drama8om8]

Vous face is le butte. Bon. Croissant.

[ #actual genuine french ]

audio;

[sugoku]

Le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n'est-ce pas?

[And here she thought she'd only have to use this stuff on Cain.]

audio;

[drama8om8]

Uh. Oui? Bouillabaisse. Le chat. Choux pastry?