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So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)

[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]

Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

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You.... is that actually treasure? That's...

[ Wait for it. Ryan, you can't deny the cool. ]

That's awesome.

Edited 2013-09-24 18:52 (UTC)

It's gold and jewels and unimaginable riches and it makes up for every shitty dumb good-for-nothing pulse I ever got and I LOVE MY STUPID LIFE, MUSCLEBEEF RYANMAN.

Edited 2013-09-24 18:54 (UTC)

[ Laughs because yeah, wow. ~~Plus silly echoes like this sure are good at keeping things HAPPY ~~don't ask him about his glowing eyes just don't.~~~~ ]

Did past-you kill a dragon and steal and plunder its treasure trove or something? What are you going to do with all that?

Edited 2013-09-24 19:00 (UTC)

Wow, bro, trigger warn for dragons. Some of us got our arms eaten off by dragons in our past lives! So incredibly insensitive.

[ Actually some people are completely wrong about this

Annnnd some people are not actually sounding very triggered

More completely fucking ecstatic THIS IS SO GREAT NOTDAD ]

But whatever. I am going to sleep on it. So sweet.

[ "Trigger warn?" He's not gonna ask ~~HOW INSENSITIVE, RYAN.~~ ]

Wait, so did you? And you're gonna... sleep on it? Isn't that a little uncomfortable?

[ WHAT IF YOU'RE A DRAGON, OCTAVIA. ]

Yeah! I got my arm chomped off by an alien lawyer's pet dragon. From what I can tell. But then past me killed her, so that was cool?

[ "Cool" is totally the right word here. Totally. ]

And sleeping on it is like. Crazy comfortable. It's kind of hard to sit on it and not drift off into blissful snoozeland.

That's... something, alright. "Cool," sure. [ You're handling a painful memory surprisingly well, Tavia. ]

Maybe past-you made a habit of sleeping on piles of jewels. Maybe the dragon is you.

[ He's joking. But really... ]

What kind of dragon has fairy wings, Ryan? I was a fairy! A fairy pirate who was also co-Jesus with Karson.

Do you know what you were, yet? Other than like really super great at punching?

Heh, it was worth a shot. Fairy dragons could be a thing, you know. [ Ryan cut the jokes, you lost. ]

I have an idea, kinda. [ Guess who sucks at being vague. ] I get the feeling I'm gonna find out soon one way or another, if we keep getting these pink lights.

If we keep getting pink lights, do you think you'll eventually be able to punch people so hard their skeletons will fall out?

[ OCTAVIA ]

God, I hope not. That's.... how would anyone even do that? How did you even think of that?

[ GLOWING EYES IS AS CREEPY AS HE WANTS TO GET... too bad for you, Ryan. Too bad... ]

Who wouldn't think of that! I mean. I guess you could punch people into space instead, if that's too gross? Or punch them through walls or ceilings or through the floor into the core of the earth.

[ SIGH~ <3 ]

[ Um. Okay, Tavia. Ok. ]

...When did punching things become my defining feature?

[ HE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END, HE'LL ALWAYS BE "THAT GUY WHO PUNCHED THE THING." ]

You punched the thing attacking Alan, okay! And it was badass. Who wouldn't want to be defined by it? God.

Was it that cool? I mean, it was pretty dangerous.

[ Bertl got mad at him for it, too. :( why can't a dude just punch a thing without feeling guilt ~~it's not like he killed thousands of people or anything~~ ]

Dangerous is cool, chump! Dangerous and heroic and muscular. I mean, uh. Dangerous and heroic and stuff. You should punch things more! You should punch everything. You should go out and punch a guy right now.

[ Another laugh. Oh, you. ]

I think I'll try to resist the urge to punch at a moment's notice, but I'll keep that in mind.

Spoilsport. Unless you are too busy boinking your cutie uke boyfriend to punch guys, in which case I take that back.

I'm... not sure I understood that. What?

[ It's like you're speaking a whole different language, Tavia. AND RYAN IS... dumb enough to ask... ]

Ugh. Boinking? Like. Doing the yaois? Waity-wait. I'll show you!

[ She briefly switches to text to drop THIS LINK.

Oh yes.

It's the yaois.

THE FULL YAOIS. ]

Alan's going to illustrate it, if you'd prefer a visual aid? But I kind of have to let him take his time, the yaois make him all emotional and stuff. He cries every time I mention it, poor guy. So dedicated.

[ .....................................Ryan just. ]

[ Silence. ]

[ He's gonna just show Bertholdt this and walk away slowly. ]

...Ryan?

Did I make you cry, too?

[ OMG SHE SHOULD WRITE MOVIES AS WELL AS STARRING IN THEM SHE IS OBVS THE MOST TALENTED HOLY SHIT!! ]

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[Ryan did show it to him, and Bertholdt made the hardest choice he's ever had to make.]

[He decided to edit it.]

Here. I'd usually charge you for it, but I like supporting budding authors.

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