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[drama8om8]

So I believe I recently made an incredibly unfortun8 error in judgement and declared the pink light pulse to be the worst pulse ever. What with the buzzing and the migraine I got l8r and the assumption that I didn't get shit from it. I thought it was a bust! A stupid dumb lamey-lame loser pulse for chumps.
8ut! As of today, certain things have come to light. I am an incredibly m8ture and modest individual and this is me st8ting publically, for the record, that I was ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 8)


[ At this point, the message switches to Shitty Webcamovision! Particularly observant viewers might spot Octavia's trademark red shoes off in the top-left of the screen. Most people, on the other hand, will probably just notice the HUGE-ASS PILE OF TREASURE SHE'S STANDING ON HOLY SHIT WHAT. ]



Hey, guys.

Check out my sweet booty.

[ With that - and a magnificent shit-eating grin - she literally rolls out of sight of the camera, giggling like a loser. BEST ECHO EVER. ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

KK? Is that for Karson K[his middle name that is secret and also starts with a K]? Or for something else? Like........ Karson Karkat? 8I
And you can dou8t me all you want! Piss8a8y.
I am pretty sure that fairies can't even lie! Yeah. That's a8solutely a thing.

[mood2wiingiing]

its for fuck if i know thats just his name.


ok one i dont think youre a fairy and even if youre turning intwo a fairy you arent one now and two can you at least come up with a creative nickname that ones already taken.

[drama8om8]

His name is KARSONNNNNNNN.
And how can you deny that I am a fairy? Are you 8LIND? Didn't you see the illustr8tive video I posted, where I am all fairied up? What with the wings, that are real and not fake????????
Your dis8elief is incredi8ly distressing, PISS8A8Y. 8a88ypiss. Toddlerpee.

[mood2wiingiing]

no his name is KK because i said so! or more like because the pulsecho said so but thats still me so it still means i win.
and you arent a fairy youre a weirdo with fairy wings big difference.
fairies are tiny like idk. tinkerbell or something.
so you arent one yet duh.

and i think i like toddlerpee best thats the one that makes you sound the most like an idiot.

[drama8om8]

His and Mac's and MY pulsechoes say his name was Karkat!!!!!!!! And also that he was the leader of two co-Jesus si8lings.
Three against one, 8ro! So you don't win, you are just a retarded piss8a8y forever. 8)

[mood2wiingiing]

doesnt matter, hes still KK.
thats what im calling him i dont care what you guys say.

[drama8om8]

You do that!
Meanwhile we will 8e over here calling YOU piss8a8y.
Si8ling solidarity!!!!!!!! Lol. ;)

[mood2wiingiing]

yeah ok whatever you say.
i dont even see why because it isnt even an insult it was creative at first but now its just lame.

[drama8om8]

Idk I'm just using it 8ecause Karson called you it and it just. Fits?
I mean that one shade of yellow you 8r8k out sometimes is pretty pissy.
And you are indisputa8ly a 8a8y! A 8ig lamey-lame piss8a8y.
It just fits! It WORKS. It is your soulname and you are stuck with it for LIFE. 83

[mood2wiingiing]

im pretty sure you guys said my 'soulname' is sollux. which is stupid but way better than pissbaby.
i think its more vomitty anyway. its gross why would anyone even type like that. wow.
and im p sure im more mature than YOU so if anyones a baby here its not me.

[drama8om8]

Sollux, roughly transl8ted, means "piss8a8y." Duh.
And oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I KNOW!
I know why you typed that color!!!!!!!! At least if it's the same reason I typed like this.
It was your 8lood colour! Which means you had pissy 8arf8lood, lol.
Look how much prettier Spinneret's was! Are you jeeeeeeeealous? 8)

[mood2wiingiing]

no it doesnt.
yeah see thats not news two me i already know im going two end up with yellow blood and terrible horns and weird powers because davin does and idek why but we get the same things always so yeah. no surprise there sorry.
it was more of a why the FUCK would you even type like that its terrible.
and no blue would make you look like a real freak at least yellow just makes it look like youre seriously ill so mine is better.

[drama8om8]

You forgot the greyness and the fangs and the fairy wings (if you were a Jesus) or fins (if you were royalty which I A8SOLUTELY DOU8T). 8)
And fuck you, 8ro! I'll take 8lue8erry over piss any day. ANY8ODY would. H8 to 8r8k it to you, 8ut past you must've sucked even harder than PRESENT you.

[mood2wiingiing]

more like how am i supposed two know these things when like i said i get all the shit luck on pulsechos. i only know those because of that guy.
and some from aria.
im pretty sure though that fairy wings dont make you jesus wtf. thats retarded.
and maybe i am royalty you dont know that. royalty is better than fake fairy jesus.
i doubt that im sure even past me was better than present AND past you!

[drama8om8]

Well, maaaaaaaay8e if you weren't such a lil piss8a8y shit you'd get all the exclusive soul8ond clu8 shitfacts hot off the presses!!!!!!!!
And idk fairy wings seem pretty Jesuslike. 8ut may8e everyone except the royal mermaids had them? Whatever.
My point is that you can only specul8 on how unshitty you MIGHT have 8een, 8ut I KNOW that Spinneret was pir8 fairy co-Jesus! And rich and hot. Yeah!

[mood2wiingiing]

im not a pissbaby shit what does that even mean.
what have YOU done two get so many supposedly cool things then because i doubt its anything i havent done seriously.
you arent as amazing as you think you are ok.
and apparently had a stupid as fuck name and looked like some kind of terrible blue monster? yeah ok i believe you sure that sounds totally hot and jesus like why did i ever doubt you.