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hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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you know

i don't think
i want ice cream right now.
that's how fucked up this shit is.

I
Wow.

I mean I'd offer to come over and hug you or something but that's basically how I started d8ting Alan so it's probably best I don't risk my amazing powers of comfort-hug-seduction working on you too.

yeah, i definitely don't want to accidentally end up dating you.
that's messed up.
i'm just going to build a blanket fort and snuggle my lil dog.
that seems to solve a lot of problems.

[ UGHHHHHhhghrrhrrghrHrhrhHh RRGRHRHHHG UGHGHHhhhh ]

Did the person that killed you have stupid 8lue fairy wings? 8ecause I kind of need to know exactly HOW sorry I should 8e a8out this shit.

why
you said you were a fairy
did you kill me
DID YOU FUCKING MURDER ME?!

8 D8N'T KN8W TH8T'S WH8T I'M 8SKING Y8U GIN8RMO8S 8SSHOLE!!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU KILLED ME I'M GOING TO FUCKING KFILL YOU THATNS NOT EVEN FIAR WHAT RTH FUK WHAT YTFUCKKKKK

SH8T UP SH8T 8P I PRO8A8LY DIDN'T K8LL YOU 8K ST8P THR8ATENING M8 AND TR8 TO REMEM8ER IF Y8UR MURD8R8R H8D F8IRY W8NGS!!!!!!!!

I DON'T REMEMBER OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING KLED ME THATS SO MESSE DUP

I W8S JUST ASK8NG OKAY I HAVE WINGS SO I CAN FLY AND I RE8D A8OUT THE OTHER ME AND S8METIMES SHE KILLED DUDES S8 I JUST W8NTED TO CHECK YOU WEREN'T 8NE JESUS F8CK

OH MY
GOD
YOU KILLED ME
YOU FUCKING KILLED ME
YOU EXPLODED ME OH MY GOD

8t w8s re8lly m8?
L8ke yo8're sur8?

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
WHO ELSE AM I SOULBONDED TO THAT WOULD MURDER ME???

You really think I'd murder you? 8C

you seem to think you might have murdered me

I ASKED if I did! 8ecause flying???????? And person who killed shit????????

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stop threatening her.

SHE MIGHT HAVE FUCKING MURDERED ME YOU OVERPROTECTIVE FUCKFACE.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF TRY TO DEFEND HER OVER MURDERING ME, I AM GOING TO BE SO PISSY.
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO PET MY LIL DOGE AGAIN.
NEVER AGAIN.

I dont give a fuck about how pissy you are going to be. JUST STOP THREATENING HER.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey shhhhhhhh. Al8n. Ch8ll.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CHILL WHEN THAT FUCKER IS THROWING AROUND DEATH THREATS.

It's Karson! KARSON. Our friend! Our lamey-lame weakling wussfriend. He wouldn't REALLY kill me ok he's like. Upset and shit. Because of the dying thing.

yeah I know. but. he shouldnt say shit like that.

I know! But this is one of those situ8tions where like. You can give in to the ragey thing you got from the other you, or you can trust the things you know as PRESENT you. Like the fact that Karson is our friend!
So 8y chilling you will be winning and proving you can do that. Right????????

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YOU
WERE LEGIT DEATH THREATING ME.
NOT LIKE THE USUAL SHIT ME AND HER DO
BUT LIKE
LEGIT DEATH THREATING.
JESUS CHRIST.

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