enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

OKAY DONE

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-11 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
oh come on
aside from looking like a keebler elf that's not really that bad


[...SIX OUT OF TEN. COULD HAVE DONE BETTER.]
Edited 2013-09-11 18:04 (UTC)
drama8om8: ........*pale (All the pail infidelity)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-11 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Really!
Then if it 8n't that bad........
It's maybe the kind of thing you would wear NOW? Like you would not hesit8 to put on your dorky little labcoat, shine your piss-yellow little shoesies and stick out your front teeth as far as humanly possible?
Why Mac. If that is the case then I am absolutely going to have to demand that you prove it. It's what. A month and a half to halloween? 8)
hawaiianheir: ([screams internally])

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-11 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i
[abort abort abort]
yeah sure
[I SAID ABORT WHAT ARE YOU DOING]
i could totally rock the professor dorkenstein look
[FUCK]
and i bet you i make it look cool
[FUCK]
hawaiianheir: (you've come this far and you're broken)

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-09-11 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
man you don't know!
labcoat wear can be pretty damn fashionable
like have you ever seen those like
fashionable labcoats
like point is i can totally rock the mad professor look no sweat


[EXISTENTIAL CRISIS INTENSIFIES]
Edited 2013-09-11 19:22 (UTC)
drama8om8: (The jester of Tortuga)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-11 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol. Good luck with that! You don't stand a GHOST8USTER of a chance, dude. 8)