five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[enrages]

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
NO ONE HAS ANY FUCKING CLUE.
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR HOW CLUELESS I AM, I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BATHING IN DOLLARS BY NOW.
I WOULD TEAR MY CLOTHES OFF AND FASHION A DOLLAR WARDROBE SO I COULD STRUT AROUND LIKE A GINORMOUS TOOL.

[drama8om8]

8h w8w gu8ss whose puls8 c8me thr8ugh.

 

CG?

Karkat?

[enrages]

UH.
KAR SON
KAT HLEEN
WAIT SHIT HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?????

[drama8om8]

No n8 no no no n8 no no that was y

 

 

Haha, Kathleen? SERIOUSLY? Lol.

[enrages]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, WOMAN.
YOU DON'T SEE ME TENDERLY CARESSING MY CHUCKLEFUCKS OVER "OCTAVIA."
YOU ARE NOT ONE TO JUDGE ON SHITTYASS NAMES.

[drama8om8]

8ut. KATHLEEN.
Isn't that like. Child a8use?
That a8solutely has to 8e a thing. KATHLEEN????????

[enrages]

LOOK, MY DAD WAS JUST
OUTRAGEOUSLY DRUNK AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH.
WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW IF MY NAME IS SPELLED WITH A C OR A K.
KARSON LOOKS BETTER THAN CARSON, SO I JUST TELL EVERYONE IT'S SPELLED WITH K, BUT ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TELL.
I THINK KATHLEEN IS THE NAME OF SOME OLD FLING HE HAD A LONG TIME AGO, BECAUSE WHENEVER HE GETS SHITFACED, I HEAR HIM CALL HER AND WAIL HER NAME WHILE CALLING HER A BITCH A LOT, WHICH IS SO DUMB BECAUSE EITHER SHE CHANGED HER NUMBER OR SHE NEVER ANSWERS THE PHONE, BECAUSE HE NEVER HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH HER.

SO
STEP OFF.
WHY DID YOU KNOW KAR KAT
THAT'S REALLY FUCKED UP.
CG???

[drama8om8]

Wow yeah ok that doesn't sound fucked up or hilarious at all!
My mistake. Phew! Glad you cleared that up for me, 8rave leader. >8)
And I didn't know Kar Kat. I knew KARKAT. Or other me did????????
I remem8er talking to you a8out teams? 8lue teams and red teams. On a shitty chat client where you were CG and I was AG! 8ut I kept calling you Karkat and you called me

 

really mean names actually wow past you really W8S a raging d8uche.

[enrages]

W
WHAT WAIT, WHAT DID I SAY????
WERE YOU DESERVING OF TERRIBLE NAMES??
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN?
YOUR PASTSELF SOUNDS CRAZY AS FUCK, WITH ALL THE PIRATING AND FAIRIES.

[drama8om8]

I remem8er "vile 8acksta88ing sociopath" and "little psycho girl" and you said we would never 8e friends. Not even h8 friends. And if I was a little girl I guess this was 8efore the pir8 thing? Yeah.

[enrages]

WOW, THAT'S FUCKING RUDE.
UH,
I'M SORRY?
I MEAN, IT'S TOTALLY JUSTIFIED IF YOU WERE EVENTUALLY THE ONE WHO MURDERED ME.
BUT IF YOU AREN'T, THEN DAMN, I'M REALLY SORRY?

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

Did the deathsplosion come from the person's hand? Like from a little round white thing?

[hawaiianheir]

wait

...karkat?

[drama8om8]

Yeah. Say hi to your new 8uddy Karkat, Dualscar! Lol. XI

[hawaiianheir]

woah
woah woaasdfsdf hold on taff-
tavia
seriously slow down i think am having one of those zone out moments
like i don't know about what but holy shit
like i feel like i think this thing is happening

[drama8om8]

You "feel" like "this thing is happening."

 

 

Are you coming on to me. >8|

[hawaiianheir]

why would i-
TAVIA
just like
okay no i'm having one of those
pulse moments, maybe?
my brain is freaking the fuck out but nothing's coming to it yet

[drama8om8]

Try 8ashing your head against the nearest wall!
Worked for me, 8ro. ;)

[ 8D ]

[hawaiianheir]

hardee har har
very funny taffy
just watch it's going to be something really important and then like
you're going to be SO MAD you suggested that to me
just you wait

1/4

[drama8om8]

Lol. What could you POSSI8LY remem8er of any importance? Dum8iest thing I ever

2/4

[drama8om8]

[ oh no ]

3/4

[drama8om8]

[ OH NO ]

4/4

[drama8om8]

ST8P TRY8NG T8 REMEM8ER TH8NGS R8GHT TH8S FUCKING MIN8TE YOU COMPLETE SHITMANGL8NG F8CKLORD I SWE8R TO G8D IF YOU REMEM8ER ANYTHING TH8T WOULD M8KE ME ANY8ODY UNCOMFORTA8LE IN ANY W8Y I WILL HAVE Y8U EATEN 8Y WOLVES.

[hawaiianheir]

woah what the fuck where did THAT come from!?!?!?
like seriously it's not like i can actively stop it
what is your deal is it something in your stupid smutjournal
i mean what could POSSIBLY be that bad

[drama8om8]

N8NE OF YOUR 8USINESS!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I mean. It 8n't a sm8tjourn8l haha what