enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
counterclock: (avery => yep i'm listening.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
karson
this is your conscience speaking
stop
counterclock: (avery => and your point would be...?)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
i know
shh
it's ok bro
just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
be the leaf
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
K8RS8N 8H M8 G8D PLE8SE ST8P I ACT8ALLY F88L 8AD FOR YOU N8W
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
SH8 W8SN'T G88D ENOUGH F8R YOU AND Y8UR 8UTT OK N8W ST8P T8LKING PLE8SE FOR THE L8VE OF FUCK
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Y8s. Yes MORE TH8N I EV8R WANTED.
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Can we m8ke sure Kanti doesn't know I am co-keeper of The Secrets? She might get sad and feel less special. And shit. Which is terri8le!