savetheearth | five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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I dont give a fuck about how pissy you are going to be. JUST STOP THREATENING HER.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey shhhhhhhh. Al8n. Ch8ll.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CHILL WHEN THAT FUCKER IS THROWING AROUND DEATH THREATS.

It's Karson! KARSON. Our friend! Our lamey-lame weakling wussfriend. He wouldn't REALLY kill me ok he's like. Upset and shit. Because of the dying thing.

yeah I know. but. he shouldnt say shit like that.

I know! But this is one of those situ8tions where like. You can give in to the ragey thing you got from the other you, or you can trust the things you know as PRESENT you. Like the fact that Karson is our friend!
So 8y chilling you will be winning and proving you can do that. Right????????

I

yeah. yeah youre right.

<33333333!!!!!!!!
SEE? I TOLD you you could do that shit!
FUCK other you he 8n't got nothing on your stubborn 8ullshit. Yeah!!!!!!!!

yeah. thanks <3

Oh shut up! That was all you.

(And just fyi the whole jumping to my defense thing was totally fucking hot like you don't even know)

ewwww.

I just SAVED YOUR LIFE Karson DON'T YOU EWW ME.

(It was totally hot and you fucking know it)

IT DOESNT COUNT AS SAVING MY LIFE IF YOU KILLED ME ONCE ALREADY.
IT LIKE EQUALS OUT.

S8 you're saying we're ev8n? And still fri8nds????????

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YOU
WERE LEGIT DEATH THREATING ME.
NOT LIKE THE USUAL SHIT ME AND HER DO
BUT LIKE
LEGIT DEATH THREATING.
JESUS CHRIST.

okay everyone needs to seriously just chill the fuck out okay
okay
the mine was a bust and sucked
and therefore everyone feels even worse than usual
and pulses aside that is pretty part for the course

HE DEATHTHREATED ME.

sorry for that.

i'll forgive you; that's because we're friends, and that's what friends do.
don't fucking kill me in the future though, that is messed up.

I promise I wont kill you in the future. I really dont want to kill anyone.

pinky promise: you will never kill me.
okay?
pinky promise!!!

PINKY PROMISE I WILL NEVER KILL YOU.

okay, good.
i feel a little bit better now.

if you end up killing me anyways, I WILL HAUNT YOUR ASS I SWEAR TO GOD.

if I end up killing you Ill deserve the haunting so thats fair.

also tavia will probably bitch about it forever.
so you'll have to deal with my ghost bitching and her reallife bitching.

double the bitching, double the fury

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