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hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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How the fuck should I know!!!!!!!!
If I knew then I would 8e instig8ting as many pulsechoes as I fucking could.
I would get back my sword! And my buttony pir8 coat. And my piles of treasure!

Wow we seriously need to find out how this shit works. Like. Imagine having a literal 8oatload of treasure. Wanna roll in it.

i would roll in it.

also like, everyone who went to the mine got pulses right?
why don't we just
keep going back?
just haxx this shit??

Yeah 8ut like. Monsters? Duh? I don't think 8eefy 8aradad Ryan McMuscles would agree to keep escorting us in and out of there and kill all the monsters until we got all our shit.

we can just walk in a little bit and then run out?

I didn't get my wings until the monster tried to kill me and Alan, 8ro. 8|

i didn't run into any monsters, and i just remembered dying.

You got the 8uzzing though, right?
I got the 8uzzing just 8efore the monsters. So may8e that was it?

i don't remember the buzzing.
i was so fucking tired by that point, i don't remember much.

Then what if like.
A monster reached out and touched you. All gentle-like. And you didn't even notice?

teresa would have noticed.
or the ducklights.
i was basically attached to them by the time we left.

Do you remember impregnating me with one? Or were you braindead by that point.

Why is it always pregnancy with you.

i literally
remember being there and seeing some people
and that's it.
i came home with over 200$ worth of ducklights.
i can't make excuses for anything i said or did.

Wow, so you don't remember........ Your confession?

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w
wh
wha

what confession?

Your incredi8ly em8arrassing confession.
A8out EVERY PERSON YOU HAVE EVER HAD A CRUSH ON EVER. You just reeled them all off! It was terri8le.

w
wh
waitwiatie
where was kanti
WHY DIDNT SHE STOP ME ITS HER JOB TO STOP ME FROM DOIGDFNG SHIT LIKE THAT WHAHRLKJRG NOFN SONONOonoNO

Kanti was 8usy policing the guns and making sure I almost died!!!!!!!!
YOU NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. And now I know all your secrets! Are there any in particular that you wish to explain so that I judge you a little less? 8)

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okay look the one time kanti and i like
i mean we were younger and it's when really good friends confuse feelings for other feelings and it was really awkwar AND YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT OKAY!?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CURSHFSIT WASNT IT WASNT A CRUSHD IT WASSSNNTT A CRUUUSHH.

UH.

8k you c8n st8p now THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE I JUDGED YOU FOR Y8U DON'T HAVE TO EXPL8IN THE REST.

and tHEN THERE WASTHAT OTHER GIRL WHEN I HELD HER EHAND SHE FREAKD OUT BUT I WAS ONLY IN FIFTHE GRADE AND I WAS JUST WANTIGN TO BE HER FRIEND AND WHY DIDNT SHE WANT TO BE MY FRIND HER NAME WAS SONYA AND I THINK SHES STILL IN HER GRADE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO LOOK AT HER SINCE

KARSON OH MY GOD STOP EVERY8ODY CAN SEE THIS ST8P ST8P YOU'RE EM8ARRASSING YOURS8LF 8H M8 G8D

I NEVER REALLY EVER GOT OVER SONYA SHE JUWAS JUST SO NICE TO ME AND SHE WAS YM FRIEND AND SHE LIKED CRAB ADCBRALIKE DHER AND HWYYYYYY
WY DIDNT SHE WANT TOST AY MY FRINEDO YU ANYHTING?
I WASNT EVEN RELALY BEINGR ORMNATIC I JUST WANTED TO BE HER BESTIFR EFRIENDDD
AND THENI WANTED TO BE ROMANTIC BTUT THAT WA SOOS TFCRPEPPYNOOO

karson
this is your conscience speaking
stop

I THOGUHT I LOOOOVED HERRRRRR

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