enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

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hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
wirsinddiejager: (I WAS BORN TO THIS WORLD)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
PINKY PROMISE I WILL NEVER KILL YOU.
wirsinddiejager: (i can't do it armin)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
if I end up killing you Ill deserve the haunting so thats fair.
wirsinddiejager: AND SAY (YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
its a good thing Im not going to kill you then.
wirsinddiejager: (WHAT IS MY LIFE)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah Im not planning to kill anyone else either. actually not killing anyone is pretty high up on my goals list.
wirsinddiejager: (if youre not a titan dont come near me)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
how about "wow Alan stop murderraging you dont actually want to kill anyone remember."
wirsinddiejager: (*eyeroll*)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldnt try to sue you anyway.
wirsinddiejager: (i appreciate it)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
do you even have any money I could get by suing you.
wirsinddiejager: of survival (you will have a 75% greater chance)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ok then Im definitely not going to sue you.