five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[hawaiianheir]

WOAH WOAH WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP
are you saying past me and you made out?
what
what
what

[drama8om8]

N8t qu8te

[hawaiianheir]

what
what was it then
exactly

[drama8om8]

Wh8t did I t8ll you
a8out this
not 8eing a ro8d
8ny of us w8nted to g8 down.

[hawaiianheir]

oh god
oh god it's even worse than i thought
minamina.

[drama8om8]

Gesundh8it.

[hawaiianheir]

...so wait like
did you instigate a fucking meteor drop on me?
i assume we banged and then you tried to kill me tell me if this seems out of character for past you
how the fuck did you get a hold of meteor!?

[drama8om8]

SOME HIGH8LOOD GUY DID IT OK I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT P8RT SHE USES A L8T OF WEIRD W8RDS F8CK YOU YOU 8ROUGHT TH8S ON Y8URSELF UGH I F88L SO UNCLEAN

[hawaiianheir]

GOOD SO DO I
I NEED TO DUNK MY HEAD IN SOME HOT WATER HOLY SHIT
THIS IS REALLY OT WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
AUUUUUGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHG

[drama8om8]

IF YOU DR8WN YOURS8LF THEN YOU WILL NEV8R REMEM8ER IT. I 8M GOING TO H8VE TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMM8ND DROWNING. WOW SO GR8. FUN FOR EVERY8ODY.

[hawaiianheir]

DROWNING SOUNDS AMAZING
A+
10/10 WOULD CHOOSE AS PREFERRED DEATH METHOD AGAIN
BRB

[enrages]

ARE YOU REACHING BUT YOU FALL?
HOW ARE THE STARS?
HAVE YOU CHECKED THEM?
ARE THEY DARK AND COLD?

[hawaiianheir]

CHECKED THE STARS
DARK AND COLD AS FUCK
ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE THE WORLD IS NOT BEING HELD IN ANY CAPACITY
SO THERE'S THAT
ESCAPE OPTIONS SEEM PLENTIFUL AT THIS JUNCTURE

[enrages]

WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU ESCAPING FROM!?!?!
WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS IT?

1/3

[hawaiianheir]

WHAT KIND OF WORLD?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
THE WORLD OF SHITTY SOULBO

2/3

[hawaiianheir]

[WHOOPS PULSES ARE HAPPENING BRB]

asdf3qrqrgwerg349twerwergtw5ttq23wawatttttttttttttttttt

3/3

[hawaiianheir]

[AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU GET OUT OF HIM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES BEFORE HE COMES BACK]

okay so
status update
did NOT drown myself as was expected
pulses finally kicked in
first, and most importantly
i am NOT Dualscar, holy fucking shit am i glad for that
second of all
i can confirm the "karkat" bit taffy was yammering on about
karson you were a total jerk fyi
like hilarious, but a jerk

[drama8om8]

W8 what?
You WEREN'T Dualscar?
8 T8LD Y8U A8OUT THE 8OINKINGS FOR N8THING????????

[hawaiianheir]

LET US NOT REVISIT THE BOINKINGS LEST WE BE DOOMED TO REPEAT THEM
but like no seriously all i know is that my name wasn't dualscar in a past life
it was john
john egbert.

1/2

[drama8om8]

Haha, JOHN EG8ERT?
EG8ERT????????
What a nerdy-sounding dum8 loser name ff888888888888888888888888888888888888

[ Oh look it seems to be echo o'clock around here wow gosh ]

2/2

[drama8om8]

[ after 8 minutes exactly to the second ]

MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG.

Re: 2/2

[hawaiianheir]

oh shit
did you get pulsed too by that?
crazy shit.
so like. we all know each other's past-life names i guess?
i mean that's your name, right
it sounds like a crazy ass name

[enrages]

honestly, who the hell is surprised by the fact that i was a jerk.
i'm always a jerk.
every iteration of me is a jerk until the end of time.

[hawaiianheir]

i think you were still totally convinced you were jesus, too
like you went on and on about how you were my god or something
and i seriously just piped in with "hey karkat!"
and then there's some weird shit i can hardly parse without trying to figure it out.
we were discussing a plan of some sort, so maybe you were still the shitty soulbond leader
but definitely still a shouty asshole

[enrages]

wait
wat waitwaiwatiwaitawit
i'm legit jesus?
some kinda leader jesus?!?!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES YES YESHESYEYYYES!!!!