five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

text;

[enrages]

you seem to think you might have murdered me

text;

[drama8om8]

I ASKED if I did! 8ecause flying???????? And person who killed shit????????

text;

[enrages]

what if you murdered me.

text;

[drama8om8]

Then 8'm s8per s8rry?

text;

[enrages]

how do you know all this shit anyways?
like you are getting way more detail than i am?
what's up with that.

text;

[drama8om8]

I, uh. May have mentioned a diary?
And I have been transl8ting it.
There's a LOT of shit in there ok past me was super gr8 at describing stuff! Wow.

text;

[enrages]

i want to see it.

1/2

[drama8om8]

N8!!!!!!!!

2/2

[drama8om8]

I mean. It's in an alien language! And I have to transl8 it 8it 8y 8it and uh. It's taking a while! Plus there are like. Personal things in there. PAST LIFE PERSONAL. You can't just read a lady's diary Karson that is EVERY KIND OF WR8NG.

[enrages]

translate it faster!
i need to know if you killed me or not!!!

[drama8om8]

You weren't on a pir8 ship or in a "courtblock," right? I DIDN'T KILL YOU SO FAR. >8I

(Will we still 8e friends if I killed you?)

[enrages]

i
fuck i don't know.
i just remember that gold place.
do you remember anywhere that was totally goldish with a black sky?

[drama8om8]

Uh. N8?
And that's good! Right? I mean that pro8a8ly means I tot8lly didn't kill you at 8ll HAHAHAHA WH8T WAS I THINKING WOW.

[ ignoring most recent echoes intensifies ]

[enrages]

okay
so
i just
do what seems natural??
uh
colors
okay.
uh
HOW IS THIS???
hoyly fushit sHIT NO THAT'S A TERRIBLE COLOR WOW WHAT THE FUCKoh my god it makes me so uncomfortable i can't even deal with how uncomfortable this color is im done

what about this shit?
god it's not as eye-murdering but pretty fucking awful, hell no.
if this is how i wrote, i'm ending it all now.

??????
?
??
this color is grey dolphin.
I am not a grey dolphin?
Do I type properly or some shit?
Is that a thing? DO I FUCKING CAPSLOCK LIKE A TOOL?
WhAtAbOuT THiS sHino I'm done, there's no way I'm doing that.

IS ANY OF THIS RINGING ANY MEMORY BELLS OR AM I JUST GOING TO GO THROUGH EVERY FUCKING COLOR EVER CREATED IN ORDER TRY AND SHOOT THE LIBERTY BELL WITH A FUCKING RUBBERBAND GUN?
THAT'S WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW.

[drama8om8]

Uh.
Ok try the last one some more?
I think
Yeah just do that one again. I need lamey-lame 8oring grey capslock tl;dr.

[enrages]

WOW JUST HAD A PULSE THING THAT WAS IT.
THIS IS FUCKING IT, THIS IS MY TEXT.
THIS IS MY TEXT??
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST TEXT EVER.
WHO THE FUCK EVER THOUGHT THAT CAPSLOCK GREY WAS A GOOD IDEA?
A FUCKING MORON, THAT'S WHO THOUGHT OF IT.
LIKE, HOW DO I EVEN TRY TO SHOW INFLECTION IN TEXT?
IF I'M FUCKING SHOUTING MYSELF TEXTUALLY HOARSE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, HOW DO I SHOW WHEN I'M SERIOUSLY AND ACTUALLY SHOUTING?!
OVERUSE OF PUNCTUATION!!?!?!?!?!?!
LOOOONGEEEEERR VOOOOOWEEEEEL USEEEEEEE?!!?!!?!?!?!!
CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!??!!
NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS.

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, WHOEVER PAST-ME WAS, HE WAS A FUCKING MORON.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

Does this mean you had grey 8lood 8ecause holy fuck that sounds super gross. And if past you is like past me? Yeah writing in your 8lood color like a tool.

[enrages]

UGH, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT BLOOD.
WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY GLORIFIES BLOOD LIKE THAT?
THAT'S SO GROSS URHGURHUGR.
URHGUR BLOOD UGHRUGHRRRRRGHHH.

[drama8om8]

Idk my 8lood color was kind of pretty? I mean come the fuck on that is a pretty gr8 shade of cerulean I had there. Wow. 8lood is gr8. Have I mentioned how completely ungross 8lood has 8een seeming to me l8ly? 8ecause that's definitely a thing.

[enrages]

i'm starting to feel triggered.

[drama8om8]

*retroactive cw: 8lood racism.

[hawaiianheir]

wait
wait hold the fucking phone
what the fuck is this even

[enrages]

wh
what is what even

[hawaiianheir]

I DUNNO LIKE
that dumb douchey capslock
i've been staring at it for like five minutes
i cannot properly articulate what the fuck my brain is doing

[enrages]

IS IT TRIGGERING YOU?
APPARENTLY IDK OCTAVIA AND I ARE SOULBONDED, AND PEOPLE TYPED IN BLOOD COLORS WHICH IS SOOOO MESSED UP.
BUT UUH
MAN, ARE *WE* SOULBONDED?
AM I NOW ASSUMING SOULBOND LEADERSHIP OVER YOU?!