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savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am
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five; text
hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.
well, we were wrong. (big surprise)
i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
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as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh
does
anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?
EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.
well, we were wrong. (big surprise)
i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^
as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh
does
anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?
EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
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like except in shoutydouche gray text
and i knew you as karkat and like
i guess we were friends?
there is a lot of weird shit i am remembering and i have no idea how to take it
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WHAT WEIRD SHIT?
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i
i think you were
hitting on me
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WHAT.
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and like
i apparently had to tell you i was not a homoseuxal?
like that is a legitimate line that i uttered!
like you were trying to woo me with some sort of angry seductions!
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this is not a road we are going down
awful things happened in that conversation
i will not transcribe it for you and i will take it to my grave
and can only hope you never experience it yourself.
ever.
because that shit is seriously weird.
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i promise
i promise right here and right now.
i will never ever ever
ever
ever
ever
hit on you.
ever.
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that's a stone cold promise, right?
like, not even while drunk?
not even a "no seriously, i love you man"?
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murder
myself
if i ever hit on you.
so i don't have to live through the humiliation.
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a true pal
okay
my pal shouty jesus
that's a promise i can take to heart
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I 8et you're the wi88liest weakiest weepingest uke there is. Even ukier than the 8ertholdt guy. MAXIMUM UKE.
8ut don't sweat it. 8ig strong seme Karsonkat-kun will 8e gentle with you!
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weakling wibbling ukes are not sledgehammer users come on taffy-brain this is basic seme/uke dynamics
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And Karson was JESUS! You can't ukeify Jesus! I am pretty sure that is blasphemous or something.
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jesus is the turn the other cheek kind of guy he is full uke
anyway i can't have looked that bad i mean labcoats are very professional attire.
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::::)
*8)
1/idek
[2/??????]
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this is the moment when his life ends.]
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why did it have to end with goofy green labcoats.
why this.]
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if you let tavia see you sweat now you will never recover.]
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...You mean ain't.]
OKAY DONE
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